johnstitch

Today I'm brining the goose and making a Christmas pudding.

Tomorrow we are eating

Breakfast:
smoked salmon
Lobster
scallops
king prawns
and
toast

Lunch:
One whole goose
carrots
parsnips
roast potatoes
sprouts cooked with bacon
roasted onions
cranberry and sage stuffing
and
pigs in a blanket
w/port gravy

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Cheese and biscuits
homemade christmas pudding
homemade mince pies

all sloshed down with some Cloudly bay...
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If you ever get rapped, mugged or broken into in London make sure you do it in the city.

I had two shops broken into. One in the city and one in Mayfair. The Mayfair one was broken into first and both had about 50k worth of stock nicked.

After one week the city police had

1. Obtained CCTV footage
2. Done a full forensic...
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Close Call No189,000,101
Subject: Me

So I'm printing of some documents to sign for my companies liquidation. They are rather important to the degree that if done incorrectly I could be fined or even go to jail...so pretty fucking important, I don't think I need to dwell on this.

The paper in my printer looks pretty tatty so I go downstairs to get some more....
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Some of you may know that I've been in a very dark place for the last year or so. I have really hated what I do and wanted more than anything to get away from it. I used to think that rule about bad things happening in three's has some kind of weight behind it, but seeing as bad things happened to me in fives...
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I made it till about 3 am last night. I tired but particularly happy today.

We must focus on the big gains here no matter how well he does over the next four years.
Not the race issues, nor the economic and social well being of america, or even the effect on worldwide attitudes to the people off America. No what we need to focus...
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We finally get some internet on the 27th and some TV on wednesday. Fuck it's a different world without it.

I bought an iphone though so I have kept up to date with my celebrity gossip which is the main thing.

Lack of basic TV and internet privileges is starting to have an effect. I'm going to write a novel. I already have the basic plot line, characters, beginning and the ending. I've never really tried or wanted to try this before. I've always been frightened I would only make it to a handful of pages then run out off story, but mostly its because I...
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If anyone has a photo which says 'relentless shitstorm' then post it here.

Anyone who bitches to me about here shitty jobs can step in to my shoes for a while. I'll take that over this. At least you can take a holiday...by fucking god I need one of those.

If this shit all gets cleaned up I'll buy all of you a drink.