I like to share the tedium of my day with friends on Snapchat. Its fun too to get them. You'll find me as Sapples84.

PS. I categorically swear that if I ever send you a dick picture you can cut it off. I'm not that guy...

creamygoodness:
What if I send you a dick pic tho?

Should have looked where I was walking!!

gladyce:
oh shit!
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So I came back, probably briefly, to see if this place has massively changed after quite the absence. So fill me in, whats happening?
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My 15 year old sister got so drunk yesterday somebody was able to shave off one of her eyebrows.

I feel weirdly proud of her.robot
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sticks:
^^^ What she needs to do now is get drunk enough that someone draws her eyebrow back on with a Sharpie in a sympathetic gesture.
ortus:
Far too far fucking long.
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Just back from 4 days in Hamburg. That place has a seriously large number of strip clubs and hookers. So many even I struggled to do them all.


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secretary:
I've actually been meaning to talk to you about a divorce.

secretary:
Vegas. Are you coming down for Prom? And if not, are you coming down for mine and Laura's birthday pubcrawl (pretty pretty pretty please)?
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My new job is seriously hard.
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mark_plus_beer:
Do they make you sexy dance ?
johnnyforeigner:
You've got big dreams? You want fame? Well, fame costs. And right here is where you start paying ... in sweat.