joebruthless's SuicideGirls Blog

Being lazy is too easy.

When did the USA become a nation of pussies? We used to be rough and tough. We were cowboys and miners. We worked with our hands and never complained. We didnt wear helmets or elbow pads. Our hands were tough with calous and our skin like leather. We fought with our hands and settled disputes with our Smith and Wessons. We had music about Jesus,...
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smokepuppet:

I've got just dancing with my mom to go...She's a Baptist. Shit.

Aug 8, 2003

jacqui:

mark was just laughing his arse of at your profile pic !
and he has done everything BUT i have havent got a tattoo yet ;( soon though !
u still goin to the 23rd ?
i cant wait
lata gata
xXx
issie

Aug 10, 2003

To God,
All I want is an El Camino. It could be anywhere from 69' to and '82, preferably 69'-72',82'. And SS would be awesome. If go for some reason you do not have the time to go find me my El Camino, if you send me 5,000 bucks I can find one.

Thank You,
Joe

PS.
If Money is not an Issue, I still...
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pureblu12225:

isn't this suppose to be a "Dear Santa" thingy hehe

Aug 2, 2003

shayna7:

I think I'll make a song . . .

I'll I want . . Oh god please . . .

. . . Give an El Camino . . .to . . . .Joe . . . .la di da di dum

yeah . . .good stuff.

Aug 2, 2003

When I was being carried away by 2 security gaurds last friday at the Iron Maiden Concert, my glasses were lost. I can deal with it during the day, but at night i'm as blind as a bat. So today I'm going to get me some new glasses. Word is Bond. I'm getting two pair because its buy one get one free. So i'm getting...
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jacqui:

ahaha
i luv that american word 'douchebag' i call all my friends in england it when i get pissed and they dont care coz they have no idea what it means, i am sure if they did i would get a crack in my face !

i have to wear glasses too, i have a lazy eye...the left one is basically fucked ! if i close my right eye i cant see anything apart from different blury colours

i had to wear them constantly when i was a kid but now i just wear them for reading and when my eye starts to feel strained. when i was like 5 they made me wear a huge patch over my good eye to try and force the bad to eye to work (WTF) did they really think that was going to work ? the only thing that it managed to do was get me into fights with bitches and arseholes that called me 'one eye willy' lololololol....kids are bastards !

hope you have a kewl weekend
(no more fighting)
xXx
isabella

Aug 1, 2003

yellokitty:

Thank god i'm not rich or i'd be a snotty little white girl drivin around in my vette daddy got me when he sent me to school so i could go to the grocery store and buy FOOD with the MONEY he GAVE me via my debit card which he replenishes bi-WEEKLY, god SHOOT me NOW!
I'm not bitter.

Aug 2, 2003

I really need a job.

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shayna7:

Hope birthday week is going well. As for a job . . . .I will comission you to write the epic classic "Sex and Pancakes" . . . the cover art will be : my fat ass

Jul 29, 2003

jacqui:

Me too !!!!!
i thought i had a job doing something on the net of my brother inlaws friend but they never called me back ;(
so whateva...fuck it !
be happy...you have a beautiful and kewl girl so its just more time to chill with her =)
lata gata
x0x0x0x
issie

Jul 30, 2003

Today is My 23rd Berfday, every year i try to become a little bit more mature, a little bit less rowdy and a little bit more dedicated. My 22nd year was interesting, there were many drunken nights, many drunken brawls, and many drunken memories....and to think that it was an improvement from the previous year...... My objective for this year is to be a published...
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violentlydave:

and as a clarification of the last comment, i didn't mean
old milk.

Jul 27, 2003

jacqui:

happy birthday !!!!!!

Jul 28, 2003

Guess who didnt get to see Iron Maiden because he got kicked out.....

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shayna7:

I'm sorry

Jul 25, 2003

jacqui:

ahahahahahaha
= u must be gutted !
u do look alittle rought though, know what i mean !
what happened anyway, i wanna know how anyone gets kicked out of a iron maiden concert.
xoxoxox
issie

Jul 26, 2003

Harley Shirt....1 dollar
Camo Pants.....19 dollars
Bandana.....stolen
30 pack.....15 dollars
Tonights tickets for Iron Maiden, DIO, Motorhead....FUCKIN' Priceless!!!!!!!

I'll start tailgating around 3:30pm listening to some Power Metal hangin out with my buddies, some Mullets and some trashy metal jersey crackwhores......