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I've been drinking WAY too much coffee lately.
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suburbanslave:
Yo bitch, where the fuck have u gone too?????? Come back and then come down here on Saturday!!!!!!
suburbanslave:
u suck my ass
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going to miami.. I've started pronouncing it "me-ah-me" lately so I'll fit in with the cuban criminals.

Could I be anymore dorky?

who gets all excited about going somewhere to work? just the lame I'm sure.

I love the enter button on my keyboard. it makes reading my posts a lot easier. (See mom? I used a lot as 2 words instead of 1!!!!)

flying...
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roxxee:
Where the Hell is Adison? Love Zoolander, just watched my copy the afternoon. smile "Your really rad jjbad" biggrin
nestor:
I like your current evet topic.
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Time for an update:

I found a girlfriend! She hates punk rock (but all of my girlfriends have) but she's a goddamn entrepreneur too! Awesome girl. She uses the word cunt alot (good thing), she's written 3 books(I've read 1 of them so far...YUM!). And, get this, she says I'm hot! Ya... that's right motherfuckers.... HOT! Things are looking up for the ol Jewboy.
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suburbanslave:
hahaha - u cant go play with the yummy nakid chicks - youve got a girlie now - hahaha - gimmie your email address - im going to send u something - or email it to me - wickedgrl303@yahoo.com
lenore:
NICE! Way to go, you STALLION!!

haha, you thought the black was a wig? That's great. wink

p.s. Good job on loving MSI biggrin
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I've decided that I am going to stop complaining about my life on a daily basis.

No, instead, I'm going to begin my days with a refreshing "haha man I'm glad I'm not you"

Today's HMIGINY:

I'm really fucking glad I'm a post-Holocaust Jew. How does it feel to be on the other side of the sword you muslim motherfuckers??!! hahahahaaaaa... ugh what an asshole.
anonymouse:
To my P.O. Box!

WOO!
bigpunkmike:
you like the independents...holy shit...if it's the same band I love...wow...no one knows their goodness!

skull
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goddamnit I can't sleep! I have a bunch of shit to do today, and just absolutely cannot pass out!

it's 3:45 now. Watch, right at 6 I'll get all drowsey and zonk, then miss the whole fuckin day. GAAAAHHHH!!!

Any suggestions?
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Getting pretty sick of being single, but I'm too fucking lazy to try to find a cool chick to hook up with. What the hell's the matter with me?
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suburbanslave:
Im in Austin every weekend...I go to Dallas every once in a while. my brother lives there, we lived in a house at the end of lower greenville puke - he stuck around and I came down here. I really hate dallas, occasionally some good bands play up there, but Austin is much better - people are much more laid back.....maybe thats why youve been single for so long - come to Austin, lots of really cool hot chicks!!! biggrin
suburbanslave:
We really gotta hang out some time!!
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I'm a loser babyyyyyy so why doncha kill me?

Someone pull the trigger. I'm too puss to do it myself.

Sick of being broke, but too stupid to go get a real job. Roommate hates me, cos I'm so late on rent this month. Hurt myself really bad in a car accident on Saturday. blackeyed

When will shit start looking UP??!!!!
gingerlie:
bad things usually happen in clumps. hopefully this means things will start looking up! did you go to the hospital?
gingerlie:
i hurt my back really bad in a car accident 2 years ago and its still messed up, and i even had to go to physical therapy 3 times a week for 2 months. i hope you arent broken too badly.

*gives you a cookie* see things are looking up already!
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story time!!

My roommate just went to SxSW, giving me the apartment to myself! Sounds like some naked, call that one girl who likes to be loud over time right?

wrong.

I went to a show monday night, actually got a hottie's number (used this site to kick off some good convo), and got my buzz on.

Yay for me so far.

Well, my license...
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prudence:
with the 'what gets me hot' deal: i meant making out LIKE a teenager, not with them. as for sex- i wouldn't want to fuck like a teenager [awkward, premature ejaculations, etc.], nor am i interested in fucking teenagers [partly for the same reason]. 20 is the age of my youngest crush, and that's plenty young for me [i'm also married, btw, and my husband's on the site]
prudence:
oh, and we actually do have our own business. it's just a side thing, though.
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Awesome Day! FINALLY!

Sometimes I wonder if it was really me who had the liberty spikes, broke shit, and caught random dumpsters on fire.

Was I a drag rat?

Did I really ride that grainer from Tulsa, OK to Austin, TX?

Reason I ask myself these questions is because I'm such a fuckin NERD now! I own a software company.

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shit man.

First of all, I KNEW I'd overuse this thing, since I never have anyone around to tell my fucked up stories to. need a new pal. everyone I know gets wasted all the time, and that's just so fucking lame. i hate weed, speed, and the need...... for either. i hate alot of shit come to think of it. no wonder i don't...
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I hate busses. Got my driver's license suspended cos I didn't pay for car insurance cos I couldn't afford it cos I started a company cos i hate working for old people with no senses of humor.