At New York Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator.
Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra...
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Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra...
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jonnytrrrash7:
fucking hysterical, that is....!
venice:
Haha, I've heard that one, but it's pretty good.
tired, innocent
green eyes
comforting me
every minute
keeping me alive
everyday
i wish i could see your face
see it once again
and tell it everything
everything ive been keeping
from you
these past five years
the bottles hidden
under the bed
the letters
written to past loves
the nights spent
alone with strangers
and the tears
cried over your death
see it once again
and tell it everything
everything ive been keeping
from you
these past five years
the bottles hidden
under the bed
the letters
written to past loves
the nights spent
alone with strangers
and the tears
cried over your death
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bankky:
Do you sing?
lovitch:
wow the journal pretty deep. Hey I love your all around tan 
jonnytrrrash7:
lovely pics, who's the lucky guy?
jonnytrrrash7:
ok, he must put some new tats on me, i will contact.....
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tally:
ah, so cute and yes i'm going to miss my kitties like mad crazy 
i hope they don't forget me; i'll be gone for 7 months, but i plan to mail home an article of clothing every now and then 
and yes i'm going to miss my kitties like mad crazy i hope they don't forget me; i'll be gone for 7 months, but i plan to mail home an article of clothing every now and then 
armadillofuzz:
house of leaves is a wild book. my roommate hasn't gotten through it yet.
after four years
of waiting
every afternoon
i am now
sitting with you,
alone in my bedroom
the fan on high
a glass of vodka
at my bedside
the sounds
of may thunder
coming in thru open windows
i take the last drink
and touch your hand
as the sun sets
over our lives
of waiting
every afternoon
i am now
sitting with you,
alone in my bedroom
the fan on high
a glass of vodka
at my bedside
the sounds
of may thunder
coming in thru open windows
i take the last drink
and touch your hand
as the sun sets
over our lives
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jholtsnider:
mmm.... vodka.... mmm.... 
jonnytrrrash7:
oh shit i got that house of leaves book a few months ago, started it, loaned it to justin at work and just got it back---do you like it??? or is it just useful as a kat pillow (so cute)?
[Edited on May 22, 2004 10:10PM]
[Edited on May 22, 2004 10:10PM]
so, once again, my roommate failed to pay our cable bill, so we have no internet service. its really pissing me off. waht else is a girl to do at night?? i dont have tv either and i read all day long, so i rely on the internet for late night entertainment. so frustrating. expecially cause all he has to do is ask us for...
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fuck:
well hello jae sorry just leaving random messages to people
flotsomandjetsom:
What you need is another hot woman as a roommate...or an SG
This weekend has been busy as fuck. Goddamn graduates and thier rich ass familys from new york, california, and texas.
my brother moved in.
now i have someone to take out the trash and do my errands.
i am SO PISSED that im not going fishing on monday like i thought i was.
i did get to see joe a fair amount this weekend i...
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my brother moved in.
now i have someone to take out the trash and do my errands.
i am SO PISSED that im not going fishing on monday like i thought i was.
i did get to see joe a fair amount this weekend i...
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limbictides:
Now we get a week or two of sweet peace before the tourists come pouring in.
punkrockphoto:
Dood!! your eye freckle rocks..
My dad has one on the same eye.... his is more of a brown pie look alike.. looks awesome...
My dad has one on the same eye.... his is more of a brown pie look alike.. looks awesome...
ahhh. my every growing vodka cabinet.
- monopolowa
- three olives choclate
- stoli zinamon
- stoli persik
- smirnoff watermelon
- stoli cranberry
- vox rasberry
- three olives vanilla
- charbay meyer lemon
- r. jelinek plum
- boru multi
- effen black cherry
currently missing (and greatly missed)
- skyy melon vodka. goddamn its good.
- vincent pineapple vodka. probably my favorite...
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- monopolowa
- three olives choclate
- stoli zinamon
- stoli persik
- smirnoff watermelon
- stoli cranberry
- vox rasberry
- three olives vanilla
- charbay meyer lemon
- r. jelinek plum
- boru multi
- effen black cherry
currently missing (and greatly missed)
- skyy melon vodka. goddamn its good.
- vincent pineapple vodka. probably my favorite...
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varzadium:
Too many questions for me. Nice vodka cabinet though. 
fool_til_death:
WHAT A FUCKING DUCHE BAG! I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH. but i love ou very much, it was nice to see you today.
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fool_til_death:
you an have a crush on whoever you want. and soshould i and i choose grace. besides i love you! my little bitchface.
irina:
you are just a little bit far. thanks anyway, though.
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fuck:
ouch...that sux....i'm gonna have to watch for that soon myself...stoopid sun...
jonnytrrrash7:
OUCH.......OOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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max_murder:
Im going grey in like one second...tell me how to be your freind after that.....we're The Murders
_argos_:
Damn! Your eyes are magnetic............ they are like kryptonite to superman