flotsomandjetsom

Well, I got accepted, but now I have to have some professional photo's taken of me: black & white head shots and color composite cards. Which, as anyone who is in this business or knows about photography, is EXPENSIVE. So, I have to come up with about $1,000 to get this thing done Fortunately, my work is nice enough to advance me one of my...
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So Bush won

For the most part I prefer shaved, but sometimes I like to see the Bush

Did I mention that I the girls on here, especially Edea and now Isadora

I hate when I burn my tongue...then I have to wait a few days until I can actually enjoy food/drink again


I ate a girl out last night and slipped her the finger (she LOVES it)

She did not return the favor...minus the finger (I've never gotten it and don't plan to)

I hate myself.

I hate how I fall in love with girls easily and can never forget them.

I hate how I have a sensation in my chest when I think of certain ex-girlfriends and can't get rid of it.

Does anyone else have that problem?

You fall in love easily with someone and even though they break-up with you and/or cheat on you...you still...
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I killed a hobo today.



Jealous?

Well, I'm back from post-Charley Florida. I had plenty of sex...unfortunately none of it was with Edea

Went to SeaWorld, that was cool

The best part of the trip was that wherever I went there was always a family or a couple that was English or Australian and their accents were WONDERFUL!

Well, it was bound to happen some time... I am going away for a week to post-Charley Florida. Try and survive without my wit, charm, and devonaire something-or-other.

Edea, I wish I could take you with me for 7 passion-filled nights of endless sex and frequent trips to sexual heaven, but alas it cannot be but I will be thinking of you

OH MY!!!!!

My friends bachelor party was alright, we drunk at another friends house and played Texas-Stlye poker...or whatever it's called. Then walked to a local bar a drank some more. Someone bought me a Guinness, I don't like beer, and I blacked out...next thing I was puking in the bathroom toilet, then went back out to have another screwdriver (my second choice drink) and...
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Did you know that a monkey recently told me that the government is secretly cloning all of it's military personnel in the likely event that the nations leaders are too afraid to put their own offspring into the job of defending our country from terrorists both foreign and domestic and since our soldiers are still being killed on a daily basis in a country that...
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