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hit the hookup page.

got a cockshot.

quoted don rickles.
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kopper:
i'm confused... did you quote don rickles, or did the cock?
i hear rickles is good friends with newhart... i bet bob has some nasty fucking material that he's never unleashed on the public.
stuff that would make tom poston blush..

it's funny that you had the drink of champions.. i've only had a few myself.
as def leppard said, "sweet to taste, saccharin"..

i had a few manhattans the other night..
looked kind of funny, sipping from the martini glass with my hoody and army pants.
putting the ass back in class.
nugget:
cockshots...EWW!

that dog looks sooo cute. biggrin
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i'm a natural.

well, maybe. we'll see. last night was really cool. i'm sure doing something new period was part of it, combined with serving mostly people i know, but i felt unbelievably at home back there. highlights i can think of right now were a drunk guy with a 23 on his shirt going into the kitchen and coming out confused because it wasn't...
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jab:
i just typed a comment here instead of who i was talking to because i wasn't paying attention. winner.

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kopper:
oddly enough, i can envision myself as a captain stubing type.. isaac over in the corner mixing me up some drinks, giving me the thumbs up.. and me manning the wheel in my dress whites, hoping i don't spill anything on them.
a different woman to scorn my advances in every port.

inventing drinks is a little weird.. people drink the stupidest shit to begin with... beer & the dr. though.
i had about 4 or 5 rusty nails the other night.. i find the taste of drambouie to be nauseating, yet oddly appealing.
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cool, i can't sleep tonight. there's this theory on sleep debt, where every hour below 8 that you don't sleep each night is tallied and on your permanent record. nights like this make me question that theory because i slept a lot this weekend and i'm saying that tonight is me being over rested, even though i'm probably under the mark on my lifetime sleep...
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snakefeast:
Damn, hope that goes alright, I've been slacking around here. i guess I'll head down there again sometime soon, how many days are you working? And yemyam is right on with the Crown and Coke mix, except it needs to be Dr. Pepper.
-H
dollface:
you have a job waiting for you at the beer and shot bar downstairs from my space-age bachelorette pad. it's awesome. all the prices are written on the bottles.

ex: jack daniels 2.75

i did my undergraduate thesis about that place. i was working there and living upstairs. it was really weird.
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the important thing is that i made a difference last night, because in the end, that's all that really matters. being able to catch a blurry glimpse of your mug in the mirror just before urination and know, know for truth, that you have done your part.

i have xmas related thoughts today. at work, i dontated some cash to a charitable act of some...
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demolitionkitten:
oh are you in lurve with wendy case then?
Have you heard my wifes band? You'd maybe like. My wife is cute too. http://www.goregoregirls.com/ but she is not the lead singer...but she's still cute. I guess you should move here. Ok? thanks, bye.
chiquita:
driving back from philly this p.m. (interesting weekend was had), a local-ish radio station was doing a tribute to detroit bands. all over the map musically, too, from the stooges to motown to bob segar. a good fun clean time, really.

throw an email my way, yo.
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well fuck. just had something to say and i forgot it now. say you too, grandma. hi yunwritten, it has suddenly become m2m. go acronym go! go s.t.c.h.e!
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kopper:
i was just thinking the same thing, or maybe not.
yemyam:
omfg ... walk into your office and scream at the top of your lungs ... "FUCK YOU G-MART!!!!"
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long term plan for tonight is to go bowling. you sg locals need to come out sometime. short term plan is to not type an essay.

my friend sean sent me some local confusion today. he stops at 23 (of course) before switching up the naming convention on the political one, which is also great.

i keep seeing this
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kopper:
summer camp stories are the best, although i always thought they had to contain references to baked beans , and thai mail order brides.. maybe that's just my experience though.

went out and made a difference tonight.... it's like deja vu all over again.
yemyam:
Yes, satan horns, just need the thumb in there. Bongs and bowling ....
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baloney: yes
how: fried
in: butter
on: toast
with: mustard

that's all i've eaten for about 5 days in a row when/if i eat at home. that and a little chef boyardee. my last 2 "grocery" shoppings have been at 7-11 because i am lazy and end up treating food as a survival tactic instead of going after exotic meals and cooking, which i like...
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yemyam:
Oh yes, i'm with ya bro, before i fought and clawed my way into making monsters for a living out of my pad I endured 10 years of corporate hell ... all the dot com crap, all the corp crap, takeovers, fucking "Senior Executive Vice President of North American Sales" ... mother fuckers getting paid 250k a year and they can't even save a file across the network.

I got to where I seriously could not even tolerate those people or their fucking silly work ... it just all became so transparent to me where I couldn't live the lie anymore. Fuck corporate america and all the goofy fuckers that populate it.

Oh yea, I make decent money but still eat SMACK! Ramen all the time ...
snakefeast:
Treating food as a survival tactic= Me exactly, but I still love to cook and eat a good meal too. Good to see you last night even though I was a little too loaded to make much conversation. I had corndogs for dinner last night too, then we had some portobellos at the M.R. Nice mix of junk food and tasty cuisine. Junk food rules though. I haven't had fried Bologna in forever.
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and....he's up. i used to always sleep until noon on off days, but my new one is 2pm. at least the last couple of months.

saw a cool band last night at bar of soap, got to talk with deadite and his girl a little bit, got to talk with the bass player and the hot little drummer girl afterwards (both were super nice -...
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dollface:
your story was bad ass.

when i was little i sat on an antpile. i didn't know until the bites began. fire ants. very un-fun.
snakefeast:
Yeah, I had a blast too. Good to see you again. And you're welcome. Gotta go now, Jolene's back!!