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i 'm about to go do something totally cool.
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dollface:
oh man, that would be super rad if ya came up here... BUT the blackout is actually May 8, which is even better weather... you'll still need a jacket, however!

i am moving to a foxy little architectural gem next weekend. this i just decided about an hour ago. i am insane.

when people say butt plug, i laugh. but then, any immature butts and farts humor makes me laugh in a hysterical manner.
oak:
how'd your cool thing go?
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update from work, as everyone is gone and i've decided i'm not doing any more work today. typing has been a real joy today. i have huge blisters on both middle fingertips. one popped and ripped open because i can't resist, the other just popped and drained. thought i'd share.

the pba comes in town tomorrow thru sunday, and i suspect i won't be able...
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livefromfebo:
that entry was psychic, arrogant, and beautiful.

congrats again.

chiquita:
why doesn't the pba tour have talent scouts out there recruiting your smoking talent? why god why?
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cool. let's get a glass of water before we sit down at the computer. my water glass was half solid ice. forgot all about it. i like to use the same one over and over and every once in a while wash it or start a new one, so i put last night's water in the freezer this morning to cool faster than the fridge...
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dollface:
oak busted me. damn. i seriously have no idea what any of it meant, especially that part that said 9II and lerve and being drrrunk and some other illegible type type. it really made no sense whatsoever.

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livefromfebo:
even going to trees and seeing the donnas is better than this: half in the bag. brother. coyote ugly.

i hate me.

THIRSTY
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wow. nothing i can type right now will explain things correctly, which is fine, like it matters if i put down some accurate account. it is pretty weird tho, and i'm still thinking about it. brief summary - there was extreme drama tonight at the last possible moment and i've been wondering if i'm in there. strangely, my drama avoiding ass is actually interested in...
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boxterjulep:
i miss me some bowling. they keep fucking closing the good alleys.
grapefruit:
that is kick ass.
i can't believe i hadn't already read this, tho... interesting.
truly groovy to meet you! perhaps i should find something like bowling to help clear the mind... rather than drinking.
o.m.g.
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so the pirate bowl wasn't quite the competitive matchup i was rooting for. what an assbeating. i like how they position the booth camera so you can't see all of madden's empty cocktail glasses. maybe that's not his gig anymore, who knows. i saw a thing on howard cosell once - he spent most of his broadcast career completely sauced up, before and during, and...
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dollface:
first of all, now playing: 'photograph' by none other than def leppard.

that is so funny you busted out with Accept. i have been known to use white lion's "wait" as a trunp card. i am a big mp3 fool, so as soon as some cheeseball hair-metal pops in my head, i gotta hear it!!

oh. look what you've done.
livefromfebo:
they forget i got two isps.

up in here,

mw
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i wrote a story once for high school, but beforehand i'd asked my dad for an idea because i couldn't come up with anything. he said he'd been in the same boat once, had nothing, then at the fridge decided to write about one night from a stick of butter's perspective. loose excerpt:

it was dark, the sign of life. suddenly it was light. a...
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grapefruit:
years later and you expect the paper to get the same grade, but you'd grown... and were probably capable of much more.
still suck, i'm sorry

and the ban is scary. do they want the business of smokers or not?
i'm not going to a restaurant to stand outside and smoke... where can i find mooooore info on that crapola?

edited to add comments about the butter/tomato prose. good stuff. wink
also edited to laugh out loud at your comment to kopper re: footloose. hahahA!
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snakefeast:
Yeah, I was afraid of that. Where are people going to go to have a nice stiff drink and a smoke and relax?? I'm not a smoker anymore, but that bothers me seriously. I think we're going to have to have 'smoke easy's" now.
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the weedman is not going to call me back tonight. i'm approaching defcon 5. i'll last 3 days tops.

here is my cool lunch story from today. i decide to eat the deli at work because i only have $5 on me and i'm tired and i don't feel like going anywhere. i choose the tuna melt. in case you're from pluto or something, a...
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yemyam:
"Cooter Says" that's the fuckin best man ... hope your green comes in soon ... can't have wwIII on our hands ...
grapefruit:
ew to most of the first part of your journal,

yay for half priced draft.

and that cooter is especially cute.

okay. there's my boring ass note. arg!
mad
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i helped my friend sean move the heavier/bulkier of his girlfriend's stuff into her new place today. including myself and others i've pitched in on over the years, i have moved an incredible amount of furniture in my time. this dresser had an air freshener thing on the side, and i accidentally bumped it at one point and it shot fragrance in my face. no...
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thirsty:
the problem is.., who is going to be whose best man when you two cats get married?

what now kop?,

t

(currently hanging some get fuzzy)
yemyam:
That pic fukin rocks ... I just got some new pics of Blanco, some funny as shit ones of him "playin dead" like the boxers do ...

I'm such a fuckin hermit maybe I just need to have a ping pong party at my pad ... laters ...
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it is freezing today. well, for here at least, witches teet style. i prefer extreme layering over big coats. wife beater, white t, space age snowboarder long john shirt, long sleeve t shirt, sweatshirt jacket, dad's beat up old army jacket. i'm skinny and i don't do well in the cold.

back to work today. i ended up skipping out on yesterday too, because i...
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snakefeast:
That sneakin' out the back door trick must have worked.
kopper:
if you get a minute, do a google image search for chachi.. check out the first 3 pages of images, your theme continues.
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yes. i did it, i broke 200. 215 baby. sean also broke 200 tonight and it was just plain classy all around. so fucking stoked. the fucking shirt. i wanna have sex with the entire planet right now. man, so happy. back to the parlour for flames tomorrow because that's how it is. please, bomb cars and mean it. i love you to death.
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grapefruit:
gee whiz, i'm glad i don't play with you!
my ass would be sore from the severe whoopin'!
shit!
huzzah! hooray, all that good stuff. 215!
rawk!
no, no car bombs. blech. guiness, sorry, no
snakefeast:
Might be headed to MR tonight w/ the girlie, hearing Thirsty might be pouring?
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well, as of last night i have a new bowling related tattoo, and it is awesome. i had kind of a long wait beforehand, which worked out fine since i was able to go next door and put down a few cold ones. as for after that, fuck it, it's just a handle. i'm allowed to fly off it if i want to.

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chiquita:
aw, man. i really need to go bowling with you. it will happen. this november. we have to invite the wolf, too, of course, as he knows the drill totally.

so yesterday was my birthday. my friend, i had the coolest, bestest day yesterday. i'm so old. i'm 32 now. shit. but i had the best bday since i was 25 (that was a keg and tank o nitrous). its sunday morning. i'm still drunk. my poor liver, the champ she is. so many people came out last night to celebrate with me, i had offers of shots ALL NIGHT LONG. and of some of these i did partake, many shots were actually denied. my tailbone is mysteriously bruised but my brother (who was the dd but drank and apparently was pulled over on the drive home eep) tells me i ate shit in the bathroom when we got home. it was definitely a wake up fully clothed evening. someone had even thoughtfully placed the garbage can from the kitchen right next to my bed. just. in. case. but unused. and my norwegian friend s who came down last night also from the big city made a scandalous hookup last night and has not made her way home yet. haha.

you always rip it, brother. what are the details of said tattoo? give it up. photo?

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boxterjulep:
i miss the lanes. rip that shit for me, or at least one frame.
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it may not pan out to be correct when the result comes, but i will often shaft sleep for time. this is an image of me, thirsty, and a wolf in a time machine. needless to say, the new years pictures are great.

those, watching a man on tv put 9 cockroaches in his mouth for 10 seconds and spit them out alive slowly, one...
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thirsty:
you forgot to mention the fact that the time machine really worked. why else would i be standing there in a huey lewis and the news tour shirt?

t
yemyam:
I never rearrange. I don't understand the concept of it. When you move in you decide the best placement for everything and you place it there. The best placement does not change over time, it is the same as the day you moved in. Some females may disagree with me on this point tho. Roaches are good if your main stash is gone.