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Monday Aug 07, 2006

Aug 7, 2006
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oh trouble always comes my way...

you could say that i almost stuck my hand in the cookie jar. it could have been bad a second weekend in a row. duh duh duuuhhh. fucking kryptonite.

well what could you expect from me? not much else. thats for sure.

i was supposed to take care of the apartment thing yesterday. but the beach had called my name and 13 beers and 7 hours later. i had forgotten. not to mention horse shoes and hand grenades. dude i could have blown off a thumb or lost an eye.

the girl is so not happy with me right now. not only did i forget the app and the calling the landlord but i didnt call her either. oops! my bad. and then there was the high speed freeway chase between me and john. i'm so in the doghouse. and the hanging up on her...ok bye. lol.

also if she knew i ate 10 jalopeno cheeseburgers i'd be dead too. mmm...tastey.

silly vegetarians, don't they know some animals just taste ridiculously good with cheese and other such condiments? awesome!!!

but this guy right here is just better than everyone including me and most importantly you:

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
mistressmissy:
pfft vegetarians
bacon is a vegetable tongue
your doggy is cute!
Aug 8, 2006
anniefrannie:
ok deal.

xx
Aug 9, 2006

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