fuck

yesterday i started my work day off right by getting called a fucking asshole, cocky and being told i needed to grow up by a twenty something year old guy, i work with. i simply stated first to the allegations of me being an asshole "Everyone knows that its nothing new" then i let the cocky thing go and finally to me needing to grow up "Look whos having a temper tantrum". he didn't like that. he told me to "watch my shit", i said "ok i'll watch my shit". that seriously made my day. it was awesome i laughed and continued to laugh until i told my grandmother who also laughed. what a fag. i got asked about later by another guy at work and said " i hope i shit in his cornflakes and ruined his day."

so awesome. almost as awesome as screaming at an old lady for telling me to get off my phone while i was walking to the bottle returns at meijer. its amazing to me that people don't think before even opening their mouths to me. granted the old lady had no clue that if she was going to cause a scene that i would simply scream at her "shut up, just walk away, shut up". and cause a bigger scene of which she would look like an asshole more than me. but homeboy at work knew that a) his verbal skills are lacking b) he has no wit or comeback skill c) i don't give a fuck and will find it funny that he tried to start shit with me.

to anyone who reads this

Hi, my name is Jamey, and I'm an asshole.

nice to meet you.