NOTABLE WORK RELATED MOMENTS(I'm a body piercer):
1- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "My girlfriend just got pierced by you and we wanted to know how long until we can have sex."
Me "What'd I pierce on her?"
Guy "Her belly button."
(silent pause)
Me "Um, well if you're sticking it in her navel i'd suggest waiting a few months, otherwise go for it."
2- Phone rings, I answer.
Girl "Are you guys open today?
Me "Nope. I'm just here to answer the phones and tell you that we're closed."
Girl "Oh well that sucks."
Me "Buy anyway, we're here til 10pm today"
3- Phone rings, I answer.
Girl "Do you guys tattoo there?"
Me "Nope. We're a pet shop."
Girl "Really? Someone told me you guys tattooed there."
Me "We do."
Girl "But you just said..."
Me "Nm. How can we help you?"
4- Girl gets her Hood pierced.
Girl "I can't have sex for HOW LONG?! Fuck that! Take this shit out! That does NOT fit in with my lifestyle!"
5- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "Do ya'll pierce DICKS?!"
Me "Yea. What do you want pierced?"
There's PLENTY more but those just came to mind and I thought i'd share 'em with everyone.
1- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "My girlfriend just got pierced by you and we wanted to know how long until we can have sex."
Me "What'd I pierce on her?"
Guy "Her belly button."
(silent pause)
Me "Um, well if you're sticking it in her navel i'd suggest waiting a few months, otherwise go for it."
2- Phone rings, I answer.
Girl "Are you guys open today?
Me "Nope. I'm just here to answer the phones and tell you that we're closed."
Girl "Oh well that sucks."
Me "Buy anyway, we're here til 10pm today"
3- Phone rings, I answer.
Girl "Do you guys tattoo there?"
Me "Nope. We're a pet shop."
Girl "Really? Someone told me you guys tattooed there."
Me "We do."
Girl "But you just said..."
Me "Nm. How can we help you?"
4- Girl gets her Hood pierced.
Girl "I can't have sex for HOW LONG?! Fuck that! Take this shit out! That does NOT fit in with my lifestyle!"
5- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "Do ya'll pierce DICKS?!"
Me "Yea. What do you want pierced?"
There's PLENTY more but those just came to mind and I thought i'd share 'em with everyone.
xo Ivy