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frak.

Hello life! I feel like turning the tables and kicking YOUR ass today! How do ya feel about that?! Wait, I don't frakin' care cause it's gonna happen anyway!

Ah Tuesday. What a dumb day. Though because of my work schedule Tuesday is technically my "Friday" since I don't have to work for the next couple of days. I don't have a plan as to what i'm doing yet either since i'm still locked out of my house for the next few days. I'm sure i'll come up with something stellar though. I always...
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NOTABLE WORK RELATED MOMENTS(I'm a body piercer):

1- Phone rings, I answer.
Guy "My girlfriend just got pierced by you and we wanted to know how long until we can have sex."
Me "What'd I pierce on her?"
Guy "Her belly button."
(silent pause)
Me "Um, well if you're sticking it in her navel i'd suggest waiting a few months, otherwise go for it."

2-...
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Holy crap! Someone in my city makes an 8" stretch kit for my model/make of scooter! In the next month my ride is going to be SO upgraded. New Yoshi exhaust, Corbin seat, Shocks, stretch kit, new headlights.....FRAK YEA!

The first kiss is always the best kiss

Taking a leap of faith here. Everyday I am though it seems but anyway. I'm in such a fraked situation. My ex still lives with me and has been for the last month and will continue to do so until the end of this month. Out of being nice I gave up the bed for her to use and I've been subjected to sleep in...
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Not that it's something new found or anything but for some odd reason a few friends of mine and myself have been going off about Horse Pop and such lately. Enough to where I actually bought the damn mask! So far today has been quite hilarious what with wearing the mask outside of the tattoo shop and waving/blowing kisses at passing traffic while holding a...
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Well lordy lordy and holy crap i'm back! My ex fiancee throw a bitch fest about me being on here so I haven't since AUGUST 2009! Geez.

I heart my little ball python! Cutest lil bastard ever! I've had him for about a year now from a previous owner. He's roughly 2 years old now and i've pimped out his little domain even more today. He has 2 medium sized rocks and 1 big ass rock plus bamboo and moss and I got him a big water bowl to drink from or...
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Dunno what to do at this point.

Perhaps it's the little city I live in that lacks culture.

Perhaps it's me.

Perhaps it's them.

Suppose i'll never truely know.

I've been stood up, put down, shut down and toss aside more times in this place than any other time and in any other place in my life. Guess that's what happens when you're someone like...
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