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alright its been a thousand years since i have visited the site, but im in a new house that finally has an internet connection. So im back, all y'all should tell me about all the great things i must have missed. or dont but hit me up and tell me something interesting.
Rock out with your Glock out

well its official, nearly everyone objected but MArcy is hitched and on a plane to the big apple. The wedding was amazing, bands played, rockets were launched, america was saved, thongs were worn with bow ties and fun was had by all. Exchanging cock rings peeled off neimas junk was hysterical. there was a big drunken afterparty and now life is back to normal, sans...
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eh havent updated for awhile but thats just cuz santa cruz is the shiznit and computers are way more boring than whiskey books and people, not to mention i dont have a job so im scamming 24/7 to make a living. All is well its good to be around friends again but i aint seein enough of the cube kids but thats due to my...
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Yo muthafucks im back in santa cruz! i fuckin love being home 3 months on the road is a bit intense. So i still need to find a job and a home but im too happy to be back to really care. I might woek at bargain barn and live at la bahia which sounds good enough for now. before i start trying to work...
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alright so im in chicago and it fucking rocks. Me and marcy went to the local messenger bar hangout and immediately made about 50 thousand friends, people got us drinks we talked bikes got taken to a messenger companies bbq and then out to an empty loft fight club style concert/mud wrestling event. Damn they know how to party out here. we drank the dirty...
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hey kids
ive been living in metal heaven for the last day and two nights, its located in des moines iowa at the singer of black market fetus's house. fuck every record and poster you could ever want to see and hear plus axes on the walls and tons of fun. there is a punk/ metal bar here with $3 pithcers of pabst its the...
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Alright gang lots to tell, the trip is going great, today i crossed the highest paved road in all of the US it was 12183 feet, booya, it hailed on me on the way up and then when i was going down the other side the wind chill made the water that was still on me freeze it was fucked up but a damn good...
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Yo im in SLC and got damn you got to love those mormons. All is well with the trip, its good to get updates from you guys. Pretty soon were going to be out of the mountains and into the sweet sweet flatness of middle america. P.S. fireworks are totally awesome and im makin a point of getting shitty drunk on really weak beer in...
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hey guys ive been in REno for a coule days and let me tell you Reno is really really rad. weve been living with food not bombs kids and partying every day but tonight we head off into the desert for a six day ride through the desert to utah. hope everyone is doing well and drop some info on the happs back home.

We made it to davis the trip fuckin rules ill probably update again from Reno god i love that place the land of stolen cars and americas funniest home videos.

ALright everyone im finally out of santa cruz and heading to New York on my bicycle. This is going to fucking rule ive hardly ever been so pumped up. anyone who lives between california and new york who wants to hang out show me a good time or offer up floor space should leave me a message here and it will be a major party....
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so i got jumped a while ago and that was totally lame but honestly for it being a bunch of skinheads they should have done much better. I was fine pretty quickly. I recently had the best day ever at great america with marcy and his little brother. We ended the night by sweet talking our way into a private party for costco employees, there...
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