So you start out with your ration of boyish charm, then the urban grime circumscribes your white little laugh, then you work all day in the sun and get swarthy skinned, then you sprout a bushy grizzled beard to hide your face, then you spill your coffee on your Sunday clothes. I think most trees grow concentrically like this, but the pattern lacks contrast. Very...
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Androgyns came from the future on a critical mission to subvert our conception of gender under the guise of making us primitives tingle down there. That's what they tell me, at least.
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twinkie:
Hi! Next time we'll have to chat!
twinkie:
oh p.s. because I don't like children very much and I must suck the lifeforce/dreamjuice out of them.
The commotion of the apiary is tiring. As long there are larvae to gestate, honey will drip. The bees fan out to find flowers to fuck. Again and again with the probing and the suckling and the gorging and the nectar. The nectar was once sweet, now banal. Each bee raping under the hegemony of the queen. Each bee counting nurtured eggs as a fractions...
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melladoree:
know where I can get one?
esme:
7pm
be there or be John Travolta.
be there or be John Travolta.
So, my child, you ask why boys and girls are different?
A long time ago, before microwavable pizzas or tax returns, God did some stuff. After a debilitating week of work, He cursed realizing it was all in vain; He forgot to teach last night's batch how to philander. Useless to Him, they were smitten.
And so He rested, thus producing a truly divine and...
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A long time ago, before microwavable pizzas or tax returns, God did some stuff. After a debilitating week of work, He cursed realizing it was all in vain; He forgot to teach last night's batch how to philander. Useless to Him, they were smitten.
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glassheart:
bombom bommmmmmm
bombom bommmmmmmm
bombombombop boop.
bommmmmm
thats your theme song.
bombom bommmmmmmm
bombombombop boop.
bommmmmm
thats your theme song.
anja:
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
The more times I have sex in a day, the easier it is to think; it's like playing whack-a-mole trying to concentrate these days.
That's what keeps the population growing, you know. It took nine thousand and thirty four orgasms for Newton to develop his laws of classical motion and another seventeen thousand six hundred and twenty one for Einstein to refute them with the...
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That's what keeps the population growing, you know. It took nine thousand and thirty four orgasms for Newton to develop his laws of classical motion and another seventeen thousand six hundred and twenty one for Einstein to refute them with the...
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stitchy:
oh you are just adorable! i ♥ u! 
soph:
aaah! no! i suck.
i've been devouring ann beattie short stories.
but i'll read it on my vacation, which starts saturday -- hurrah!
i've been devouring ann beattie short stories.
but i'll read it on my vacation, which starts saturday -- hurrah!
It's the season to celebrate the birth of Christ and the subsequent invention of the prophlyactic.
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melladoree:
dont you just love them!
sonofmorrissey:
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
So cold. Must eat more candy. Fatten self spherically. Place map on hill. Roll downhill and southerly. Gain speed. Create friction. Boil under sun. Reach 88 miles per hour. Go back in time before winter was invented.
My hair is getting very long and bushy. I am going to grow a nest for birds with alternative life styles. Maybe they will let me live there...
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My hair is getting very long and bushy. I am going to grow a nest for birds with alternative life styles. Maybe they will let me live there...
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nimchimpsky:
thanks for coming to brunch today, did you guys find the kickball game?
also, here's this:
http://www.banksy.co.uk
also, here's this:
http://www.banksy.co.uk
tomahto:
touche.
Some people shape themselves by gouging out the rotten bits and others by filling in the wrinkles. Aerodynamics determine how quickly they descend and what mark they leave on earth.
I recommend the shape of an eternal pancake.
I recommend the shape of an eternal pancake.
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tsukue:
Kind of gross mental pictures I got from the gouging out of rotten bits mention. Then the thoughts turn to a commercial I saw on tv today for a makeup that's got collagen in and fills in wrinkles. It's sort of like spackle - fills in the holes. Then again, there's a make up on qvc that's called "Spackle" (who in their right mind would name a makeup called spackle? gah, it brings up thoughts of construction!) which does the same thing.
Pancakes?
Pancakes?
I watched the wind and rain for some time. I like to watch the sheets glaze over people. Then they pass the time under the lip of a building. Or they measure the depths of puddles by method of submersion. Or they drown out the drone of rain with the soggy beat of their churning feet. It makes them seem palpable.
I race leaf boats...
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letigre:
i love to walk in the rain. i love the sounds of the droplets as they connect with trees and plants and the smell of the wet asphalt.
papawheelie:
hi *waves* i didn't really have a chance to chat but it was good to meet you IRL
I will begin by dividing my sleep in two.
The first three hours will commence after work, when my mind is staggering. Mostly like how when you're a muddy little boy and you never bathe and you twirl and twirl and twirl your hair until it coils upon itself and the oilier hairs jut out. These are the best hours to sleep because your mind...
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The first three hours will commence after work, when my mind is staggering. Mostly like how when you're a muddy little boy and you never bathe and you twirl and twirl and twirl your hair until it coils upon itself and the oilier hairs jut out. These are the best hours to sleep because your mind...
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faelynia:
i used to do that for several years.. and it is rather habbit forming... it works out well when you have to work at 4am... cuz then it is like you have 2 days for everyone else's one day
bte, thank you for the edible delights...
bte, thank you for the edible delights...
tsukue:
did it work? i would conk out after the first day. Unless we're talking 8 hours of sleep each time. Then I could do it. 
Body hurts. Brain warm and fuzzy.
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soph:
ahahaha that's a fantastic image!
ladymaze:
And lovely to meet you, as well. 
Why is water dripping on my head? Fucking nature. Cheer up, my little chickadee! Science will fix it!
Rain... umbrella!
Heat... slushee!
Itching... sandpaper!
Gravity... trampoline!
Sex... dildo!
Depression... alcohol!
Ennui... television!
Thanks, Science! I have submitted, stamped, signed, soiled, and sent the proposition request referral to spawn your 2.3 children from my congealed lifeforce.
Rain... umbrella!
Heat... slushee!
Itching... sandpaper!
Gravity... trampoline!
Sex... dildo!
Depression... alcohol!
Ennui... television!
Thanks, Science! I have submitted, stamped, signed, soiled, and sent the proposition request referral to spawn your 2.3 children from my congealed lifeforce.
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onefoolishline:
mmmmmmmcongealedlifeforce.
onefoolishline:
i did that for the cia once.
oh look now i have to kill you.
oh look now i have to kill you.
garbled nipples...i remember those days.