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i stole this poster last nite. it was nice of the kind people at the lanes to go ahead and laminate it for me. check this sample line:
FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY PLEASE READ

LIABILITY AND RISK
Bowling, like other participation sports, involves a certain amount of risk of pysical injury. We ask that each patron pay attention to our signs and warnings and...
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joscelyne:
cookies and cream in your hair?!
ver0nika23:
do you like the jody grind too?
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first off, thanks to all who threw up a bday shoutout. fully.

i'm personally not real stoked about my bday just because normally they suck. today was awesome tho.

on the quicklow, worked, made a little dough, went bowling, rolled ok, hung out w/ a kick ass gag of people who gift certificated me, came back to work and picked up a surprise massive helium...
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alexcuervo:
Dude - how on earth were you able to type? I mean, I saw your ass - all covered in ice cream cake and slurring - You're getting pretty good at this drunken entry thing!

That shit was awesome - I wish I coulda rolled w/ y'all.
joscelyne:
dude....your birthday sounds better than mine, and mine was kickASS!!!!
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today's cloaked message is thus:

urge overkill's supersonic storybook. track no. 3. change the name blackie to thirsty and there you have it.

trying out the new bowling kicks tonite!
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lil_tuffy:
happy birthday.

did you see the demons at gearfest in austin?

a bunch of my friends were there. One of them took a bunch of e and had sex with one of the demon's roadies in the hotel pool, behind some waterfall.

I gots me some classy friends.
joscelyne:
happy birfday!!!!
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up early again after getting home late. i'm gonna have to switch up my 'into...' and delete that sleeping late part. would go back to bed but i just finished this awful book about rock and roll stories w/ many glaring mistakes. i should write a strongly worded email to that dummy editor. and i want to go down to the meridian room for a...
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jab:
if it were a week ago you could walk 5 minutes, score a legal 6 inch joint and smoke it while you decided what local establishment was most worthy of your lunch budget.

not that it's any less cool in big D town.
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alright! sat morning. just read some random journal and that guy was up way too early also. must be something in the air. in my case it was some kind of pollen or something. woke up sneezing. lots. she didn't like that rude awakening i guess and split. looks like someone is getting an extra donut for breakfast.

got up rolled outside and to the...
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bionicfemme:
Dude, do you realize that was the funniest journal respone i've read in a long time? BAAAAH HAHAHAHA!
febo:
man, i was only 3/4 awake too. well, we all win there. i'm adding you to the list to check progress on that story. that's right, i'm adding you sooo hard!

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there is something very very satisfying about staying up all nite and then going swimming in an apartment complex pool while everyone is leaving to go to work. such frowning.

now cranking the paybacks. man, that band brings it.
chiquita:
you really are the thirsty good timer, aincha? wink i think that's why i am so inordinately fond of you....that and that fact that you are 4 months and 8 days older than me...

do you like ween at all?

i also like fried chicky, tacos, drinking, reading, tank tops, 13th floors in general, not going to work, amsterdam, grass, milk (if sooper cold), naked broads, sleeping late, dairy queen occasionally, the simpsons, and *some* comic books. i also like vanilla or pistachio pudding, think fake blood can be the shite, like tequila and vodka, love indian food, smoke a lot of pot, sleep witha a fan on me 365 days a year, and my favorite food subtance is cheeeeeeese!!

hope to catch you sometime soon...

xoxo
febo:
hey, at least you picked out all the stuff that i wasn't kidding about!
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fuck, i just wrote the most hilarious entry and the freakin page expired before submission.

damn.

anyway, screaming neighbor just came over and tried to score some weed. i 'helped' them by telling them that the best way to get weed is to not have a fucking screaming match at 7.30 am by my window. i don't think they dug that judging by the way...
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alexcuervo:
doot doot
twelvis:
did i ever tell you... my high school's famous punk rock band was named Thirsty. they sucked
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hmmm. day offin' worked out some grapes and an apple for breakfast, then had some dude in a hairnet make me a classic french ham and cheese w/ walnut aioli. waiting to tackle that one a little later, perhaps after this riveting edition of 'cribs' on mtv. the special lady friend came over last nite and 'welcomed' me back. that or she just needed a...
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twelvis:
howdy pardner and welcome back. thats funny cos i ate a sandwich today too.
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how come i didn't ever get a hangover in europe but can get one easily back here. purity laws? vacation mentality? i don't know but right now i'm illin'.

first day back to work today. not stoked. my job is real easy but i have to spend like the first two hours talking to people about stupid shit like their job. and to be honest...
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littlegirllost:
Mmm...boob jobs and corn dogs.
And such a nice profile!
lil_tuffy:
corn dogs are my favorite food in the whole wide world