what do insane in-your-face action sequences, a modern day love tale of epic proportions, a car chase or three thrown in for some good 'click click boom' action, and an all star cast have in rapturous common?
the transporter, that's what. wow. what a phenomenal movie from the first frame. i mean this movie just didn't stop. it grabs ahold of you by your cheap...
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the transporter, that's what. wow. what a phenomenal movie from the first frame. i mean this movie just didn't stop. it grabs ahold of you by your cheap...
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alexcuervo:
i'm down for sunday. bowling afterwards sounds badical too. i'm so sore from playing flag football for like 4 hours straight yesterday that i can hardly walk. yes, i am quite gay.
snakefeast:
Yeah, I saw those guys at thier last show. They're pretty damn good. Maybe we'll come down to the cavern. And yeah, I love the english accent, 'Spoiduh Boibies'.
i have just woken up from a 17 hour nap. this guarantees that i will not sleep tonite. neat. fuck it, i'm off tomorrow too anyway.
going to check out 'the transporter' in a little while and will eat mad popcorn until my stomach turns on me and screams 'why did you wash down all that trash w/ a gallon of dr. pepper?!' i will...
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going to check out 'the transporter' in a little while and will eat mad popcorn until my stomach turns on me and screams 'why did you wash down all that trash w/ a gallon of dr. pepper?!' i will...
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chiquita:
you gotsta have butter in the middle. by the end of the bucket, that stuff gives you a wierd body buzz. lawd. i want to see 'the ring.' and 'red dragon,' sure why not?
you never say hi anymore. *smells pits* what the hell, don't-mess-with? what with all my woes and worries and misadventures lately, and i'm getting no febo love. *throws martini in febo's face* :p
you never say hi anymore. *smells pits* what the hell, don't-mess-with? what with all my woes and worries and misadventures lately, and i'm getting no febo love. *throws martini in febo's face* :p
colette:
I am excited to day in so many ways
cooter throbbing
heart a throbbing
brain athrobbing
in so many ways
my old man liked your robot site and agrees that nightshift was a good one
my teeth hurt I grind them
anxiety I suppose
lockjaw I fantasize
I went to bed at 8:30 last night and woke at 3am
sucks like you
or do you?
I wonder if I will even have teeth in a few years
I wonder if they are mad at me
When my dogs eat cheetos they have cheeto teeth
It is gross
and orange and foamy
cooter throbbing
heart a throbbing
brain athrobbing
in so many ways
my old man liked your robot site and agrees that nightshift was a good one
my teeth hurt I grind them
anxiety I suppose
lockjaw I fantasize
I went to bed at 8:30 last night and woke at 3am
sucks like you
or do you?
I wonder if I will even have teeth in a few years
I wonder if they are mad at me
When my dogs eat cheetos they have cheeto teeth
It is gross
and orange and foamy
i wonder if anyone saw that?....
i want a one way ticket to berlin.
takers?
i want a one way ticket to berlin.
takers?
oak:
been hanging out with some friends of mine from berlin. they're in houston for a few weeks currently. been sort of half-ass thinking about figuring out a way to work a long trip to berlin into my near future.
jab:
"sir, you're not allowed to bring your own beer on the plane."
i don't have a million dollars. i like my dumb little page here. yin's wok just treated me totally right. and i didn't even work the delivery option. the new drugs are knocking me out off and on. but i know this: i can spell. and i cant fucking stand courtney love.
and as the makers (or twelvis if he was still around) would say,...
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and as the makers (or twelvis if he was still around) would say,...
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yay
demolitionkitten:
like, totally! 
snakefeast:
whoohoo! Gotta love the men in the boat.
here are the things that are concerning/fixating me at 3:45 am. i.e. now.
this weird '70s show on the food network 'the galloping gourmet'. it's really lame food. market place expansion in basic needs has come a long way. oh, and he's not funny. i don't care if he's british. not funny.
today i got surprised by a double shift half way thru my regular...
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this weird '70s show on the food network 'the galloping gourmet'. it's really lame food. market place expansion in basic needs has come a long way. oh, and he's not funny. i don't care if he's british. not funny.
today i got surprised by a double shift half way thru my regular...
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snakefeast:
Yeah, Deb bought me one of those belly washers (the Frankenstien one) and he's pretty good. I guess I have to start looking for the other ones now. Sorry about your joker.
-H
-H
colette:
I have never seen "galloping gourmet" as I don't have cable, but I am fond of the PBS people...Julia child & Jacques Pepin (she is so very creepy!), Yan can Cook, and my favorite Two FAt Ladies. Have you ever seent hat one? 2 Fat british women travel around on their motorcyle and sidecar and cook everything starting with at least a lb of bacon. One of them died. Oh well. Too much bacon.
I had a glass of port with a microwaved hoho last night...mmm
Why pharmaceuticals? For fun or business? If I am not prying by asking...
When the joker is gone, the sad and lonely, never been touched there before, directions card take its place...the defiling of an innocent...nothing goes better with a game of gin
I had a glass of port with a microwaved hoho last night...mmm
Why pharmaceuticals? For fun or business? If I am not prying by asking...
When the joker is gone, the sad and lonely, never been touched there before, directions card take its place...the defiling of an innocent...nothing goes better with a game of gin
it's finally cold outside. a little anyway.
go fishing, or watch a martin lawrence movie......?
gone fishin,
f
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go fishing, or watch a martin lawrence movie......?
gone fishin,
f
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colette:
I love popcorn...I had it four times this weekend...I used to make it on the stove old school, but now I get fatter so I eat the microwave crap...still beautiful though
I like one Martin Lawrence movie, and only cause it had Eddie Murphy in it and I was hung over and we don't have cable...TBS is great for hangovers...
we went fishing a bit back in the blue ridge mountains, chicken livers staining my cigarettes and jeans as we cast and cast and the dogs got hooked on the hooks cause THEY wanted the chicken livers, but the catfish did too...we caught 13 fish that day... It was very beautiful and calm and bloody.
I like one Martin Lawrence movie, and only cause it had Eddie Murphy in it and I was hung over and we don't have cable...TBS is great for hangovers...
we went fishing a bit back in the blue ridge mountains, chicken livers staining my cigarettes and jeans as we cast and cast and the dogs got hooked on the hooks cause THEY wanted the chicken livers, but the catfish did too...we caught 13 fish that day... It was very beautiful and calm and bloody.
lil_tuffy:
martin lawrence sucks strawbettie's dick.
a friend of mine was in one of his movies but he died in the opening sequence. He also died in the opening sequence of 'from dusk til dawn.'
a friend of mine was in one of his movies but he died in the opening sequence. He also died in the opening sequence of 'from dusk til dawn.'
poetry, especially bad self poetry is the worst.
song lyrics..ya, ok every once in a while.
so here's some lyrics i didn't write:
seen alot of time
watched it all flow by
stood on a river bank
watched it all flow by
life eats you up
bit by bit
it chews and chews
and spits you out
sometimes when i wake up
i think i'm...
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song lyrics..ya, ok every once in a while.
so here's some lyrics i didn't write:
seen alot of time
watched it all flow by
stood on a river bank
watched it all flow by
life eats you up
bit by bit
it chews and chews
and spits you out
sometimes when i wake up
i think i'm...
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febo:
oh, and it's also gonna be funny when i tell her i think that my current writer crush is someone called 'demolitionkitten'. "and yes maa'm, that's all one word".
nugget:
Have you heard that band, Locust?? You should take that to your 'analyist' and see what she makes of it. You can borrow my copy.
"bark bark bark...waaaagh...rghaw rghaw rghaw bark waaaagh!"
there...that's my impression of Locust...I tried...there good huh.
no, really...they are.
the other M.
"bark bark bark...waaaagh...rghaw rghaw rghaw bark waaaagh!"
there...that's my impression of Locust...I tried...there good huh.
no, really...they are.
the other M.
today starts texas/ou weekend here. it is now nine forty pm. the streets up the block from here are already awash in miller and coors lite from the imported revelers. i predict that by midnite that mix will include blood and puke.
hooray, i get to pour drinks to contribute to that tomorrow morning for the big game!
my new boss told me to expect...
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hooray, i get to pour drinks to contribute to that tomorrow morning for the big game!
my new boss told me to expect...
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jab:
damn brother. i should be up there right now and i can't do it. i hope you clean up.
i was just standing outside smoking on my porch. car rolls by. backs up, driver gets out. he has a mohawk. gives me some weed. bails.
this happened while i was standing there wondering where my truck is.
i'm going to dry out kids. see ya'll in a few days.
-/
not until i work out this site tho. thanks jab
www.twintracker.com/#
this happened while i was standing there wondering where my truck is.
i'm going to dry out kids. see ya'll in a few days.
-/
not until i work out this site tho. thanks jab
www.twintracker.com/#
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colette:
drying out sucks...
the 2nd time I visited New Orleans I walked into the Hideout, my favorite bar, and an old man walked up to me and and said "have a nice day sweetie" and put something in my hand. He walked out the door and I look down and it is an 8 ball of cocaine...Needless to say I believed in the magic of New Orleans and moved there a month later...
Are you in the coding biz or the design biz or both?
I am going to check out those sites...
the 2nd time I visited New Orleans I walked into the Hideout, my favorite bar, and an old man walked up to me and and said "have a nice day sweetie" and put something in my hand. He walked out the door and I look down and it is an 8 ball of cocaine...Needless to say I believed in the magic of New Orleans and moved there a month later...
Are you in the coding biz or the design biz or both?
I am going to check out those sites...
colette:
oh my fucking god you are the sexiest robot ever. How I wish to run my hands over your shiny metal body. I think I can die now because that is the funniest thing ever. I read two of the stories and I will go back and read more...I will join your noble robot army oh wise ones and help to make the world safe from sharks and seatbelts. Thank you oh thank you for this