To open, I feel as though I ought to apologize to the few readers of this journal (especially to those of you who must read it as a condition of your parole): one entry for the whole of the month April is disgracefully lax. My only excuse is that we received our week-and-a-half's worth of pleasant Spring weather last month, and I didn't want to...
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Well, I'm starting to think that I should pop a tranquilizer dart in my wife MausFrau's ass, a la Jim from Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, and release her into a double-entendre-free preserve for her own good. She recently had the following exchange with an old college pal and computer geek, IS_G:
MausFrau: Hi, G. How's it going?
IS_G: Good. How was...
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MausFrau: Hi, G. How's it going?
IS_G: Good. How was...
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ragefilledmuffin:
I'm still hourly. I get paid a bit more now but I'm not one of the top dog salaried people just yet. I run around a lot and babysit grownups a lot and am kind of the service department's bitch, as a co-worker put it. But I actually have to know stuff. The mega keyring is really the best part of the job 
_biblia_:
sorry about the tears and snot-- we had the same reaction at our house. . . .
i just decided what to wear on cinco de meow. thanks!
i just decided what to wear on cinco de meow. thanks!
This evening, while we were on our way from work, my wife, M.F., and I were discussing what we wanted to do for the evening (i.e., do some recreational shopping and then eat some beer and pizza while our alma mater played in the Sweet 16), when I asked her how her doctor's appointment earlier in the day had gone (she's had some stomach trouble...
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rannie:
You may or may not have cramped feet in my shoes.
I suppose it depends on your shoe size.
I suppose it depends on your shoe size.
rosehips:
Cute story. Your wife sounds adorable.
Hearing about your pollen allergies makes me sad. Maybe you are used to it, but, if I couldn't be around flowers or plants it would make me really unhappy.
Hearing about your pollen allergies makes me sad. Maybe you are used to it, but, if I couldn't be around flowers or plants it would make me really unhappy.
My wife, M.F., is out of town on a trip this weekend, so I've been "batching" it (i.e., slang for "bacheloring", I think), while keeping an eye on my feline females, Fishfork and Birdcup, and a colleague's dog, Susie Sue.
I've done a bit of observing not real fieldwork, you understand, but just a bit of interested observing and I've noticed that, within the current...
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I've done a bit of observing not real fieldwork, you understand, but just a bit of interested observing and I've noticed that, within the current...
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sarcasticmenace:
"Go ahead and off SarcasticMenace and spend the rest of month eating her uncooked flesh for all I care."
You are a horrible friend!!!
P.S. I want to see the pictures too.
You are a horrible friend!!!
P.S. I want to see the pictures too.
While heading to the airport to return from our vacation trip to Mexico, MausFrau (my tiny wife who lives in a shoe) and I shared a taxi-van with a family from Cleveland. I had a bit of the sort of desultory and dispirited chit-chat that one tends to have with strangers at the end of a trip with the father of the family:
Cincinnatus:...
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nic:
Thanks for commenting on my set!
everybodylies:
hmm. i am probably stoned. nearly always stoned.
i'm also making a weird face. soooome people think it's hawt
i'm also making a weird face. soooome people think it's hawt
Well, FatDavid8 has just returned from his trip to Cancun and is still, unfortunately, referring to himself in the third person.
Pursuant to his prior entry: FatD's attempt while in Cancun to have sex with the dolphins was, shall we say, less than successful, but he did learn two things:
One, they likes the anal gangbangs with the whiteboys down in Mexican prisons just as...
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Pursuant to his prior entry: FatD's attempt while in Cancun to have sex with the dolphins was, shall we say, less than successful, but he did learn two things:
One, they likes the anal gangbangs with the whiteboys down in Mexican prisons just as...
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sarcasticmenace:
fatdavid8 said:
To SarcasticMenace, for promising to eat me last. 
Be careful what you wish for.
*sharpens teeth*
FatDavid8, who has just developed the unfortunate habit of referring to himself in the third person, will be in Cancun until the middle of next week. Feel free to leave some hate-mail below, you poor, pallid, snorkle-free bastardos, 'cause FatD is having sex with the dolphins and you're not.
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hermetica:
Sex with the dolphins?
I'm not sure whether thats hot or just disturbing..
I mean, really. They don't have lips.
Watch out for Montezuma's revenge... Cancun likes its salmonella.
I'm not sure whether thats hot or just disturbing..
I mean, really. They don't have lips.
Watch out for Montezuma's revenge... Cancun likes its salmonella.
anitalife:
I maybe be poor and pallid, but I am most certainly NOT snorkle-free. Incidentally, I've been getting a lot of funny looks lately.
So...it's my birthday. I'm 35 years old, or as my mother prefers to think of it, 420 months. I feel like I ought to have something funny or celebratory up today, but, really, I'm just not up to it. I've been reflecting on my life to date, and I find myself wondering: where are my accomplishments? These are supposed to be my prime years, and...
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rosehips:
Ha, he is neither British nor gay. Just shy and I think maybe feeling a little out of his league. God I hate that. Nobody should ever think someone else is too good for them just because of physical appearance. If all I cared about was looks I wouldn't have any trouble meeting someone. But I think he is gonna be ok. He just needs time to feel comfortable with me. We are going out again on Saturday. I can hardly wait.
Happy Belated Birthday. Hope it was free of bothersome medical procedures.
I would offer to take on a few of your extra pounds, but I work real hard to stay at exactly this weight, weight gains cost me money and you sound like you are already too skinny to me anyway. Unless of course, you are just really, really short.
Happy Belated Birthday. Hope it was free of bothersome medical procedures.
I would offer to take on a few of your extra pounds, but I work real hard to stay at exactly this weight, weight gains cost me money and you sound like you are already too skinny to me anyway. Unless of course, you are just really, really short.
paintedlady:
kidneys for breakfast?? that is uber gross!
i'll take some fat to pad out my ass and give me some womanly curves!
i'll take some fat to pad out my ass and give me some womanly curves!
What with its being Valentine's Day and all, many of the ladies of SG are probably thinking to themselves: Boy-howdy, I wish I had a romantic fellow like FatDavid8 in my life...which is understandable as I am, as those of you who read this journal know, quite the catch. Those of you who aren't thinking thusly may want to reconsider after reading the account...
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toothpickmoe:
hurm
hotcurry:
nah, I work on a TV show.
Did the painting arrive safely?
Did the painting arrive safely?
Today, after work, M.F. and I were toodling along in the car and, in a dilatory fashion, trying to decide where to grab a bite to eat. Along the way, we were also having a sort of sporadic conversation about the joys of making love to women from the woman's perspective. Somewhere in there I suggested that we go to McDonald's so that M.F. could...
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hermetica:
Hahahahahahahahhhaaa!
Consider yourself encouraged.
Consider yourself encouraged.
ansia:
lol. Get a room? Why stop there? - we're gonna get a house ... and kittens
In honor of Valentine's day, which is relentlessly approaching, I thought I'd share a bit of my romantic history:
Back when I was in college, the arty-farty girl that I was dating, just for the sheer perversity of fucking during a Disney movie, popped Beauty and the Beast into the VCR. Surprisingly enough, everything progressed nicely bonking-wise until, during one of the musical numbers, I...
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Back when I was in college, the arty-farty girl that I was dating, just for the sheer perversity of fucking during a Disney movie, popped Beauty and the Beast into the VCR. Surprisingly enough, everything progressed nicely bonking-wise until, during one of the musical numbers, I...
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scarydoll:
very cute.
One would think, what with my being on the verge of being Associate Professor FatDavid8, that I'd be receiving a bit more in the way of respect from my colleagues and the rest of the staff at the library, and one would be wrong.
Today, I was trundling along with a booktruck full of books from the HQ call number range (which covers sexology and...
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Today, I was trundling along with a booktruck full of books from the HQ call number range (which covers sexology and...
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paintedlady:
umm, it was Gerd not Zygmant... not that that really changes the meaning or anything!
i'm just a sucker for detail!
i'm just a sucker for detail!
ragefilledmuffin:
I'm glad your friend could make use of my Twister line. I liked the poem and wish him luck in getting published.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I am sure you are very cool. Cute story.