evelduc

forgive your enemies...
after you kill them

someone asked me what my most favoritest thing in the whole wide world is and guess what i said...that's right boys and girls i said "BOOBIES!!!!!" small, big, perky, tired, crooked, pointy, old, new, real, fake, extra nipple or entire extra boobie i loves 'em all.
yup, boobies are my favoritest things in the whole wide world.
lord i'm a simple man.

apathy motherfucker

Hi! I'm a fucking idiot! Nice to meet you.

My wish for the day:
May Miss Kitten have a voice to rival Tina Turners

i just got proposed to via a text message from my ex. WTF? yeah it was a serious proposal and no she's not under the influence of any mind altering substances. clearly i have finally snapped and gone completely insane...good bye sanity hellooooo psychosis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOHOO!!!
i should start writing my life down more often, i swear it will make a trippy book that will mind...
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i had a very cute girl walk up to me and hand me her phone number while i was putting gas in my car. i know it was just because of the car but damn if it wasn't an ego boost just when i needed it most. life never ceases to amaze me at the strangest times.

my day from the time i woke up until this moment...

apapthy

Tomorrow morning I leave on my long awaited journey. Just me, my RV and my motorcycle.
Life is good.

such a sad day today. it started off as just a regular day so i went for a drive to enjoy the snow and all it's beauty. well i decided to take a drive around ocean drive and i was just rockin out to some supersuckers when i look onto the shore and what do i see, a poor dead baby whale. what a sad...
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