4 surgeons are having a drink after work. One asks:
"so, what's your favourite kind of patient?"
the first says "i like accountants, because all their parts are numbered."
the second says "i like librarians, because they're always in alpahbetical order."
the next says " i prefer mechanics: you can take twice as long as you said, and they don't mind if there are parts left over."
the first says "me, i like the French. no guts, no balls, no backbone, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
6 days 6 days 6 days!!!!!
"so, what's your favourite kind of patient?"
the first says "i like accountants, because all their parts are numbered."
the second says "i like librarians, because they're always in alpahbetical order."
the next says " i prefer mechanics: you can take twice as long as you said, and they don't mind if there are parts left over."
the first says "me, i like the French. no guts, no balls, no backbone, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

6 days 6 days 6 days!!!!!
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Hmm, that's a point. I'm just thinking of all the trouble my unemployed friends (from the friendly local dot-com that went kerfluey) got in when they had all that free time. I'm sure they lost all sorts of purity points! I'm quite sure most of them maxed out the "number of times to masturbate in one day" and porn-watching points at least.
P.S. thanks for your amateur anthro comments! I'm a total ama-anthro kid.