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If you can solve this puzzle, I'll send you a picture of myself naked sprawled out on a bear skin rug.

Try to derive MU from MI following these rules:

1) If you possess a string whose last letter is I, you can add on a U at the end, e.g. if you have MUMI, you may change it to MUMIU.

2) Suppose you have...
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entropy:
See, here's the problem... I didn't think anyone would realize that MU isn't a theorem of the system provided. Well, I'm a good sport; so, someday in the future I'll post a naked picture of myself in my profile.

No wait... how 'bout double or nothing? Analytically integrate under a gausian for an arbitrary boundary... just joking.

One other thing, I don't think this picture will contain a bear skin rug... I'm not too cool with killing animals.
rosalyn:
About your comment on my journal - no, I'm brand new to this site, so I'm not this Dream you speak of. Sorry tongue
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It occurred to me the other day that people will admit to being unintelligent, weak, poorly endowed, and over-emotional. However, few people, if any, will ever admit to having a poor sense of empathy. This observation leads me to conclude that there must be something inherently human about this quality. Archeologists say that the Neanderthal was most likely both stronger and more intelligent than the...
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kamikazepilotgea:
So why are we so mean to each other?

Everyone is insecure and has too much to prove....and if they say "no I don't" then they are in denial wink
ludavico2002:
to a degree i guess all normal (in a very broad sense) people are capable of empathy, the exceptions being mostly defined by deficits in low-level psychology.

but it could be an acquired cynicism, brought on by example (i.e. culture) and circumstance that makes up the typical mean person's perspective, thus overriding the empathetic reflex. it's just that some of us react negatively to having to have this sort of callousness.

maybe the nice people are just more sensitive and idealistic, and meanies are cold, jaded pragmatists.

of course, im speaking completely hypothetically.
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Things I Like:
spintronics, alcoholic ballerinas, my prehensile tail, pantyless taxi cab drivers, avocado sandwiches, low swinging pendulums, boobs, Gravy Train, Steve Buscemi, bifold wallets, combat boots, Kant, rottweilers, aikido, sabres, school, money, big fat lips

Things I Dislike:
computer architecture, Republicans, my non-opposable thumbs, film students, chronic wasting disease, gas chambers, penises, DC Talk, Tom Cruise, trifold wallets, dope sneakas, Hume, golden retrievers, kung...
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chiquita:
Things that I am Indifferent to:
pretzel rods, band tee shirts, stock prices, old gum under tables, whether or not my bed is made, high fashion, Holly Hunter, squirrels, Sprite, the backs of knees , the new-fangled versions of Star Trek
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We ran out of toothpaste. Nobody went to the store. It's late. I had to brush my teeth with baking soda... icky.
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Two things having a shred of interest happened to me today.

First, the new, hot, intern girl at work took me out for lunch and paid for it. We had sandwiches. Everyone was totally jealous.

Second, I saw Bratmobile tonight. It was a good concert, but the crowd made me feel closer to 30 than 20... oh shit I am. Well, who cares? At least...
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entropy:
Yeah, I wish I could eat samosas and drink lassi for every meal.
inkedgirl:
Hey don't lump me into a category with a bunch of other conservatives you may have had experiences with. I'm not your everyday conservative. tongue~
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I would like to thank each of the thoughtful people who were kind enough to wish me a Happy Birthday yesterday. These people include: ver0nika23, solisis, Murkling, DigDug and Dia.

For those of you who I have just mentioned, I have recorded your names in my personal log book. Rest assured that when the mothership returns, you will be guaranteed a safe place on board....
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entropy:
Two things of interest happened to me today.

First, the new, hot, intern girl at work took me out for lunch and paid for it. Everyone was totally jealous.

Second, I saw Bratmobile tonight. It was a good concert, but the crowd made me feel closer to 30 than 20... oh shit I am. Well, who cares? At least I got to see some panties!
entropy:
Sometimes you wonder why your journal isn't being updated... it's because you're adding a comment to the last entry.
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It's my Birthday!!!
It's my Wedding Anniversary!!!
In your face single losers born on leap year!!!
I rule!!!
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digdug:
Man, why you gotta be like all that? Stickin it my face and shit.
dia:
Happy everything!
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My sister was recently arrested for possession of marijuana with the intent to sell. That sucks. I wish she was more mindful of her actions.
chiquita:
indeed, that does suck.
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In my opinion art therapy is the consummate cure-all. I first realized this when I visited my sister in the mental hospital many years ago... don't worry kids she's not crazy... just misunderstood. Anyway, I went to this really cool, new art store that recently opened on Johnson St. I bought a box of Cray-pas and some construction paper. I made a picture of a...
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dia:
Two pics. Crushy.
chiquita:
turtles are rockin.' i have hundreds and hundreds of lil' turtle eggs incubating away...

they will hatch in a few months and then there will hundreds and hundreds of amazing lil' chelonian babies. and then...well, you don't want to know....

thanks for the flowers. beeyoutiful. we're good and all. and i would never presume to point my antennae at you!

oh, and enthalpy gets me hot, too. every damn time.
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Here are my up-to-the-minute stats:

Hair Color: natural brown
Music: Elvis Costello
Drink: V8 Juice and MGD Light
Attire: white cotton boxers, black socks and and a dark t-shirt
Mental State: buzzed
Physical State: slight heartburn
Plans for the Immediate Future: to watch "Army of Darkness" for the first time in my life
Plans for the Distant Future: to become a Suicide Girl

eNtRopY
entropy:
Was "Army of Darkness" written and directed by an eleven year old?
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diabolique000 is not available. That makes me feel sad.

The old Mexican janitor at my work got fired today. That makes me feel bad. The management doesn't think he is trustworthy. Apparently, he was bothering a female employee in the women's restroom. That makes me feel mad.

I will try remeber the good things about him. Like the evenings when he would come into my...
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murkling:
Heartless corporations...
I will say no more as I have too much to say.

You should be on AOLIM more. I know you have it and I have heard rumours of you talking to people...
dia:
I wasn't on, I was on IRC w. web design nerd friends.... next time try discodeathbaby or kersteann (that's a friends, I use hers sometimes).