From sundew

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✌️ You take my breath away with your words 😊 keep up the great work in being supportive and positive! 💕 Have a great day!

It's Saturday, and, as per the usual, I have no plans. So, I've decided I'll do a little masturdate this afternoon. If you are just joining me and have no idea what that is, I wrote about it a couple weeks ago. A masturdater is basically someone who has mastered the art of going on dates by themselves. I'm pretty good...
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deuteranopia:
@colchicine I believe you. It's probably nerve wracking being a woman on foot with all the creepers around. Not to say that you can't handle yourself, but there are some weird motherfuckers out there, and I don't envy you the position of being that woman out there having to walk across a street and being blocked by some dickmouth in a car. If it happens again, just give me a ring and I'll come by and start pretending to be gay and offer him ZJ's (if you have to ask, you can't afford it). Then I'll tell him you're my he-pimp.
colchicine:
It does suck. I have had to call male friends to help me at a couple old jobs when a couple creepers wouldn't take no for an answer and wouldn't leave, trying to hang around and wait for the end of my shift. Each buddy would show up tell the guys they were my boyfriend and to get lost, wouldn't you know it... they would take off quickly. So a woman says she isn't interested and to please stop making advances and bothering her when she is trying to work and they keep doing it, a man says the same thing and they instantly stop and leave, even apologize to the MAN for hitting on his chick (like i'm property or some shit).  If they weren't such creeps they would realize treating a woman as an equal goes a long way. The only line i used that worked every time was telling them i'm a pre-op trans and i'll go out with them if they don't mind that i'm still packing cock and balls. The looks on their faces were priceless :D 

This, my friends, is Josh's Fabulous Chicken and Salami Farfalle. It's fucking yummy. I'm no chef, but I'm not lost in the kitchen. So... ladies... why the fuck am I single again? Probably because of wretched goddamn selfies like this:

It screams "I'm under-educated, but think I'm smart! I have a federal job. Who wants to date me?" Doesn
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amberetta:
you still have that Spell Czech shirt?!? lol and that gif of whats her face reminds me of one of my clients... bee tee dubs, what is the recipe?

From tbars

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chewbacca1:
You really do have great eyes. I do look at the whole package.
tbars:
@chewbacca1 @deuteranopia I've never thought much of my eyes. I come from a family of blue eyed blondes. Thanks for being brown eyed lovers.

From tbars

You know, you are the only boy I think I've seen on this site who follows less than he is followed. Hmmm that almost made no sense. But 103 to 15 - you've got some skills :D

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tbars:
Why does FB give me the option of liking my own posts? Of course I like them, I'm fucking hilarious. And sexy. I read that somewhere and thought it was cute. I personally don't like my own posts. For reasons listed above ^^ ;)
deuteranopia:
@tbars Hah, I feel that if I didn't like it, it probably wasn't worth saying. You'll note that I no longer have a facebook page. So clearly I have nothing to say anymore!

awww thank you for the sweet and cute comments on my photos, that is so nice of you.....you made me smile and blush a little but that's OK I like that.

Four years ago today, I was living in Clovis, New Mexico. I was in what I thought was a decent relationship, but I wanted a little something extra. I needed more companionship because the girl I dated and I had opposite extremes for hours, so we almost never saw each other. So she and I decided to get a dog. More specifically, we wanted to...
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deuteranopia:
Sorry to hear it @memnoch666 . There's a lot of those feels this week, and not just from me. My good friend in OKC here just had to put down his 16 year old chocolate lab because she had a brain tumor and was experiencing seizures. He had that dog when he and I lived together 15 years ago! Love your fur babies, and make sure they know you do.
tschppt:
Dude that made me sad. Sorry you had to go through that. They were beautiful animals.

First off, I wanted to start by letting people know I've taken the modern day plunge and downloaded one of those newfangled chat apps for my Android device (Kik, specifically). So, if ever you were on this site and thought to yourself "that dude would be interesting to chat with sometime. I wonder if he *insert colloquialism regarding chat platform*?" Well, now you know...
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deuteranopia:
@leighla and I adore those glasses.
leighla:
@deuteranopia thank you!

From leighla

Thank you for the compliment on my album @deuteranopia ☺️

deuteranopia:
@leighla I deign to make peoples' days and hopefully bring smiles aplenty to their respective faces.
leighla:
@deuteranopia you are successful ☺️