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heres some useful information
Heres to BILL BRASKY!
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky?
Hell yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!
He does! He's a hell of a salesman!
To Bill Brasky!
Bill Brasky!
* "He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi."
* "He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
* "Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle!"
* "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
* "Brasky once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart!"
* "He has a toenail on the end of his penis!"
* "Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!"
* "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!"
* "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll."
* "Did I ever tell about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? On opening night, Brasky chloroformed the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews."
* "He breast-feeds John Madden!"
* "Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that."
* "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
* "They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!"
* "Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels!"
* "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!"
* "All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos."
* "Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin!"
* "Brasky taught his son to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked, and died. Brasky said, 'It would have happened sometime!'"
* "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human! ...Like the guys in Terminator 2!"
* "Brasky still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films."
* "He thinks Iron Man is gay!"
* "He framed Roger Rabbit!"
* "Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady."
* "The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!"
* "He gave a hand job to a manta ray!"
heres some useful information
Heres to BILL BRASKY!
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! Do you fellas know Bill Brasky?
Hell yeah, I know Bill Brasky! He's a big fella, goes about 6'4", 280. He loves his Scotch!
He does! He's a hell of a salesman!
To Bill Brasky!
Bill Brasky!
* "He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka, and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi."
* "He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson."
* "Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
* "Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stomps and chews every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle!"
* "We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
* "Brasky once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart!"
* "He has a toenail on the end of his penis!"
* "Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak... The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!"
* "Brasky's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!"
* "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll."
* "Did I ever tell about the time Brasky was in a production of The King and I? On opening night, Brasky chloroformed the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours! The production got pretty good reviews."
* "He breast-feeds John Madden!"
* "Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that."
* "If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds."
* "They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium!"
* "Brasky directed that commercial where the women play basketball in heels!"
* "He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom!"
* "All the Yes album covers are Brasky family photos."
* "Darryl Hawkins has a summer home in Brasky's groin!"
* "Brasky taught his son to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked, and died. Brasky said, 'It would have happened sometime!'"
* "Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human! ...Like the guys in Terminator 2!"
* "Brasky still believes in Santa Claus! And he wants to put him in porno films."
* "He thinks Iron Man is gay!"
* "He framed Roger Rabbit!"
* "Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady."
* "The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky, except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!"
* "He gave a hand job to a manta ray!"