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Last week my friends and I swore up and down to each other that we were going to refrain from drinking at school this semester.

Let's just say that we didn't even make it through the first day. We spent most of the first day of school at Sensational Subs, and then moved to Sidebar. But hey, at least I, unlike my buddy Nate, made...
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Well, I'm all signed up for classes and ready to go. I also finally got around to declaring my major, and thus I'll actually be taking classes I need to graduate from now on. Woooo!

Here's the ol' list:

Intro to Archaeology

North America before 1800 (this means I'm going to have too sit through tarriffs, taxes, and levies again, but oh well.)

Intro to...
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Man, I'm a sucker for a blonde. Especially when said blonde is turning up a bottle of bourbon.

Today is not so good.

Friday night a few friends and I went to the Alley Cat in Underground to see Artemis Pyledriver play. No sooner had I paid my cover and walked inside than I got a phonecall from my friend Catie, informing me that her boyfriend, my friend Brett, had been murdered.

Now, this wasn't entirely unexpected; he'd been missing since Sunday night, and police found his car...
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Guess it's about time for an update round hur.

I really haven't been up to much. I've spent the last two weeks alternating betwen being sick as a fucking dog at work and at home. Excitement abounds.

I cut my hair off, and now I have as close to a pompadour as I can manage. It's pretty sweet.

Friday night I went to Taco Mac:...
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Well, I've had an interesting time the past few weeks.

I went to Ru Sans with the girl I was dating a few weeks ago. Turns out she goes there so often that the entire staff knows her. In other words, they gave us caraff after caraff of free saki. I eventually had to stop drinking so that I'd still be able to get us...
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Last night I saw Judas Priest. Judas Priest!

And the best part was that it was completely fucking free! You see, yesterday was my buddy Luke's birthday. Luke works at Emeril's. One of the regulars at the emeril's bar is a promoter, and the other day she showed up with a stack of about a hundred tickets, including tickets to Judas Priest and John Melloncamp....
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Has anyone ever tried that Budweiser Energy Drink crap? Well, the other night my friend Steve unleashed that monstrosity upon a previously chill cookout at my friend Morgan's house. We had all been drinking, smoking, and eating burgers for a few hours, so we were all fairly loaded already. The addition of B to the E to the mix resulted in the most ridiculous conversation...
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Don't worry, this is going to be funny, not revealing.

Okay, so last night I hooked up with this girl. After a few minutes of making out, she pauses to tell me something: "Just so you know, I'm a pretty rough girl. If you don't think you can handle it, we should just stop now."

That's right, folks; she gave me a disclaimer!
Of course,...
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Man, I haven't been this hung over in a bit.

Sunday I had to do an inventory, which kept me in the store until 3am. Eleven hour work days fucking suck. And what sucks more is having to be in at ten the next morning to open the store.

Needless to say, the rest of my Monday was devoted to drinking. The girls are currently...
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So last night I went out to the usual watering hole, McTighes with a few friends. We had to take this really ass backwards, convoluted route to get there because there was a police barracade blocking off Peachtree Street north ood Pharr Road. As it turns out, some guy who is wanted for murder in Florida highjacked a construction crane and is perched atop it,...
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Last Wednesday was my friend Steve's 21st birthday. Now, I know I've been celebrating lots of birthdays recently, but this one was special; you see, Steve, our friend jeremy, and I were high school drinking buddies, and whenever we are together trouble is a-brewin'. Let's put it this way; I've had my nose broken twice in my life, and both of those breaks were the...
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