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i *almost* got talked into doing a keg stand, which i think is more than enough proof that i was drunk as hell.

i went to some art openings on alberta and flirted shamelessly with my thesis adviser, who is a total duane michals rip off. tried to write the first chapter of my thesis, but instead called my mother and yelled at her for...
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jurasic:
J5 woudl be cool to see...I have heard a little of their stuff & used the name JuraSic cause everyone has taken sicboy...Had to figure something else...Thanks for the invitation...hope it happens....
maximillian:
Funny, that was my first thought as well.
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yesterday i had to skip class because my pants were cutting off the circulation to my uterus. i slept for 17 hours straight, and missed the white stripes on conan.
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glamerdork:
well, think of it this way... at least the white stripes were not cutting of your circulation and conan was on your uterus. Or..

I'm not really sure what I'm saying here. Damn, it's 5:04am. How did that happen?
imagoldfish:
hey you.
i miss you!
the acrop took my id away... a week after they let me in with it, the fuckers. i'm mildly bitter. so now more fun with naked girls until october...
anyways, yeah we should go do coffee or something sometime soon.
i hope your uterus is feeling better.
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another night out with the boys. we went to the delta, then to putter's and talked about how i'm a big whore because i had anal sex. then we went back to the apartment and they played hockey on x-box, while i drank beer and flipped through hustler. somehow i doubt they do this at yale. i finally had a thesis meeting that didn't result...
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disappearhere:
I am fucking stagnating.
No one will even sit next to me on the bus.
I give off an actual stench now.
People look at me and turn away.
You think you have problems?
I laugh at your problems. But I still can not pitty myself.
twinkie_chainsaw:
OK, Lenny, yea, I just tried to watch the eye contact.



I don't feel like you're being honest with anyone either.
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played pool all night with punk rock freshman. he didn't even try to come home with me. what a gentleman. or maybe he didn't want to come home with me. oh no!
the fetish ball was lame. i drank a bottle of wine and teased my hair and chain smoked and felt stupid.
punk rock freshman went easy on me. let me win 2 games....
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itsalivemedia:
Really that is you? Hmn...wow. I think the actress or film maker I was thinking of is Myra Derren. I probably spelled that wrong. I'll google it tho....

...so tell me...who have you starfucked?
twinkie_chainsaw:
Went to the laundrymat today, saw a guy carrying out his clothes in a plastic trash bag, do you know him?
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ok, so i'm back to being in love with kurt cobain again, which i realize is more than just a little creepy. but lately my thesis adviser has been such an egotistical prick, and there's really no one else to like.

i saw the faint on wednesday and the paramedics came, and i was wearing a suicidegirls hoodie, and one of them came over to...
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vim:
what-up D-DIDDY!!......any love here for the Vimmster?....
disappearhere:
I want to feed you drugs and take you to strange places.

I want to do strange things in these strange places and we are so high.

We can feel but everything is numb, it tastes so good.

I have a serious problem.

I
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i got punched in the face again at shanghai tunnel on friday. a german guy on the street gave me a dollar to buy a hot dog. we had a dance party in my apartment and someone spilled gin all over the carpet. i slept all day, and spent all night in the darkroom.

and everyone i know has genital warts.
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disappearhere:
I'm bored...entertain me.
A little song and dance perhaps.
I like the macarena. Or was it macaroni.
No, it's whiskey. I like whiskey.
itsalivemedia:
I thought the new thing everbody had was crack....
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ok, i'm feeling much less broody and dramatic.

i'll be at dante's tonight, then shanghai tunnel. stop by and introduce yourself. i'll be the tall girl with the black eye and the gin and tonic.

cha cha cha
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itsalivemedia:
How'd you get te black eye?
bkwill:
If Ilived in Portland I'd buy you a drink, so how'd it go?
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i got a black eye tonight. talking heads was on the stereo. sugar on my tongue. i saw stars, but only for a second. what a fucking waste. i went to the ocean tuesday at 3 a.m. after too many whiskey sours. we stopped to look at stars so many times they started not to matter. i cried the whole way back for reasons i...
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disappearhere:
Um....OK.
frankie18:
then move back. theres always time for second chances. for clean slates. for fixing all the things you screwed up. for finding yourself and where you belong
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i have a crush on a boy on sg who doesn't even know i'm alive.



oink
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vim:
puh-lease...of course i know yer alive silly!
maximillian:
I'd advise you to let him know, I'm sure he'd be thrilled. If he isn't, I'm sure he could be ... persuaded?

Oh, and I got a plane ticket. I'll be there May 2-6 (Thats Friday to Tuesday, In case you are into the whole verbal thing)
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stupid motherfucking daylight savings time!

mad mad mad
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monicaisafreak:
yah i know how that is. i like it better when we go an hour back.
evilrabbit:
yup...