Wednesday Jun 11, 2003

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sha-nuh-na-nuh-nah-nuh-nah-nuh-na-nuh-nah-nuh...knees...knees

i'm moving back to pdx.

watch out fuckers.
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disappearhere:
Cool.
imagoldfish:
eh? why? i mean, rad, but are you really gonna be happy there?

Sunday Jun 08, 2003

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i think i'm going to move back to pdx early. like next week. l.a.'s no good for me anymore. at least not for now.
last night i watched "9 1/2 weeks" on mute with one hand up my dress and the other clutching a bottle of jack daniels. it was almost as pathetic as my "kindergarten cop" night. i got too drunk and read old...
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Thursday Jun 05, 2003

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i stayed home tonight and watched kindergarten cop.

yep.


good times.
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maximillian:
I was really hoping nobody saw that.
disappearhere:
Hey! I just realized that you didn't even mention the story I left for you the other day. It was top fucking notch and I got no love. Sheesh. I think I need to drown my sorrows with booze.

Thursday Jun 05, 2003

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beef jerky rocks!


someone write me something pornographic. i need a little erotica to get me through the night.
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vim:
i want you naked on your stomach...head pulled back by your hair...biting your neck, your shoulder, whispering filth in your ear...get you writhing and speaking in tongues....sheets soaked.

there...how was that?biggrin
disappearhere:
I see you walking like a snake down the street to the corner where you stop. You duck into a liquor store and I foloow, watching. You look over your shoulder teasingly at me just before you purchase a ten pound bag of beef jerky. I think to myself, this is the girl right here right now. As you leave the store I quickly buy a bottle of Boones Strawberry Hill and two bottles of Robotusin DM, 'cause I'm classy.

I follow you to your apartment door and sneak up behind you. As I press you against the wall by your neck you whisper, what took you so long. I show you the goods that I bought and say, we needed something to wash down all that beef jerky with. As we melt into each other in a mass of sweat and howls we only take brief pauses to gorge ourselves on jerky and cheap liver killing fluids.

Ahhhh......OK...that wasn't very erotic but you must remember that I AM a complete lunatic.biggrin

Saturday May 31, 2003

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well today was my 5 year high school reunion, at which i drank too much and made a big fool of myself, for a refreshing change. why did we even have a 5 year reunion? everyone ended up at the same goddamn ivy league college anyway (except for me) so it's like "hey how'd this past month treat ya?"
then i went and played pool...
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itsalivemedia:
smile Saw Surf Girls last night....what is this...BLUE CRUSH on TV?

And the sad scene's in 6 Feet WAS SAD...totally. All those dead people.....it was pretty interesting I thought. And of course Nate went back to his girl......you knew THAT.

So......when do we discuss the merits of Bunuel and Blue Crush?
disappearhere:
Yeah, so I tried to watch that 'surf girls' of yours. I couldn't take it for very long. I even tried it with the sound off and my pants undone, still nothing.

Tuesday May 27, 2003

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i'm addicted to "surf girls" on mtv.
i need a 12 step program.
it's seriously the greatest thing that's happened to me since fx started playing 90210 reruns.

tell me you watch "surf girls" and i will immediately have an uncanny amount of respect for you, and maybe let you take me home, where we can reinact episodes of "surf girls" and do it doggystyle...
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maximillian:
I'm not sure what to say about this development. I'm also disturbed that for about 30 seconds I seriously considered watching something called 'Surf Girls'.

Of course, I watch a lot of 'Star Trek', so I guess I'm in no position to critique anyones choices. Damn.
itsalivemedia:
Where have you been hiding girl?

Sunday May 25, 2003

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is the flesh-eating virus still around?
if so, i have it. like, really.

i had a breakdown in the blockbuster video in van nuys last night because the person in front of me took the last "25th hour" and i started talking to the cashier about how when i was younger i didn't think my life would be like this. i ended up renting "terms...
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vim:
please tell me Biff from Back to the Future makes you all hot.

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disappearhere:
I was diagnosed with Sars last Tuesday.

Thursday May 22, 2003

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i'm in a dunkin' donuts commercial tomorrow.
so if this whole art thing doesn't pan out, i can always be that jolly donut lovin girl on t.v.


this is a little late, but did anyone happen to catch the 90210 reunion on fox a week or so ago? suckfest!

hot damn i'm boring
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mobprod:
Dunkin Donuts are hott!
black_tar_heroin:
it would be fun to say fuck the job and burn the set.... god i need to lay off the oi... i sound retarded

Monday May 19, 2003

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why is my old picture back?

so i'm back in l.a. but no one can call me because i have phone phobia. so if you call, i won't answer. so don't even try it suckas.

i saw the guy who played richie's father on happy days at the burbank airport on saturday. it was the biggest thrill of my life thus far. that's the stuff...
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mei:
your old picture came back because the sg image server crashed. so everything went *poof*!
vim:
miss you too much already...

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