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My boyfriend's sister had her baby today at 3.15am.

I hate babies but this one is actually cute, apart from the fact that in the 15 minutes I was there she was sick on herself and did a shit that looked like liqourice. Yum.

Aoife (pronounced Eefa, it's Irish) Josephine Ruby.

Now my boy's trying super hard to get into my womb, god. He doesn't seem to understand the phrase 'bucket cunt'.