Things to do today
1. Tell someone off on the Internet for being a fucking idiot
2. Lemonparty half of SGUK
3. Finally beat Jets N Guns on Normal, damn that games hard
4. Do the washing
5. Do the shopping
6. Clean the bathroom
50% ain't all that bad.
P.S. you should probably go listen to my Muxtape and tell me how awesome my...
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1. Tell someone off on the Internet for being a fucking idiot
2. Lemonparty half of SGUK
3. Finally beat Jets N Guns on Normal, damn that games hard
4. Do the washing
5. Do the shopping
6. Clean the bathroom
50% ain't all that bad.
P.S. you should probably go listen to my Muxtape and tell me how awesome my...
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Big Poppa Creamy's Audio Goodness - The Stunning Return
Yes folks, once more I choose to descend down from the mountains of my own impeccable taste to tell you all that you are lesser people than I because you don't listen to music as good as this.
To download, click here and then right-click and 'save target as' on 'creamysmix.zip'. I don't know how you...
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Yes folks, once more I choose to descend down from the mountains of my own impeccable taste to tell you all that you are lesser people than I because you don't listen to music as good as this.
To download, click here and then right-click and 'save target as' on 'creamysmix.zip'. I don't know how you...
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moira:
You charmer! 
bushka:
thanks for my birthday wishes! it always makes me smile when you stop by... it's funny, i originally was going to name the black bin 'big ben' then forgot about it till i saw your post and realised i'd put 'boy' instead... (what a thrilling story i hear you mutter...) yes, i know, but it's true none the less...
i may have to tag the video 'LSFB' for a giggle...
i may have to tag the video 'LSFB' for a giggle...
creamygoodness:
Sometimes people draw me. Lord knows why.
Have you just had your application to SGUK rejected?
Well fear not. It's not because there's anything horribly wrong with you (that I know of). Check my last journal entry for more details. You can see it by clicking the little arrow pointing left just up here ^^^ Go ahead, read that, I'll wait. If you still have questions, then just ask.
As for the...
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Well fear not. It's not because there's anything horribly wrong with you (that I know of). Check my last journal entry for more details. You can see it by clicking the little arrow pointing left just up here ^^^ Go ahead, read that, I'll wait. If you still have questions, then just ask.
As for the...
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tobie:
Ah, I was just letting off steam.
i ate some chilli orange chocolate, had a couple of large glasses of chilled white, and perved over some shoes.
It's amazing what that does for a persons sense of perspective.
But I REALLY need to get along to a meet again soon.
x
i ate some chilli orange chocolate, had a couple of large glasses of chilled white, and perved over some shoes.
It's amazing what that does for a persons sense of perspective.
But I REALLY need to get along to a meet again soon.
x
johnstitch:
You're no fun.
Have you just had your application to SGUK rejected?
Well fear not. It's not because there's anything horribly wrong with you (that I know of). The list of applicants to SGUK has become larger and more unwieldy than my genitals. This, somewhat paradoxically, has made it more difficult to vouch people in as it has become harder to find people they want to vouch in...
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Well fear not. It's not because there's anything horribly wrong with you (that I know of). The list of applicants to SGUK has become larger and more unwieldy than my genitals. This, somewhat paradoxically, has made it more difficult to vouch people in as it has become harder to find people they want to vouch in...
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nikhita:
i am so impressed by that graph...d'ya think they'd let someone do a thesis on it?!
barny:
its a good job i didnt have to use my devious top secret plan to get back in to sguk to cause havok if you had kicked me out 
Well well well kiddies, it's been a long long while since I did the whole 'write a journal saying what you've been up to' thing. Let me see if I can remember how.
I suppose the biggest thing is I'm now 27. 27. Christ. Roll that number around in your mouth a bit and let it simmer. It's ok though, I'm still mid-twenties because it's...
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I suppose the biggest thing is I'm now 27. 27. Christ. Roll that number around in your mouth a bit and let it simmer. It's ok though, I'm still mid-twenties because it's...
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disco:
Gutted I missed yr birthday old chap! Hope yr well. I might see you on Saturday if I figure out trains and such like!
rdpixie:
If I ever get my Tesco Value disposable camera developed I will send you the photos!
Oh God I feel abysmal. Someone please act up in SGUK so I can zot the crap out of them. On the plus side though I can smell bacon and I'm watching peoploe hurt themselves horribly in Takeshis Castle. Things could be worse. Right then, see some of you later. Remember to heap me with your praise, gifts and adulation.
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hermes:
A belated happy birthday from me too! (Sorry I know I'm lame) 
ikaruga:
a belated happy birthday, sir.
...
act up and/or misbehave? perish the thought.
...
act up and/or misbehave? perish the thought.
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coldandwet:
You are a scary bitch. And i took the hat off. It didn't suit me 
tilly:
So what you're saying is, I've still gottit?
xxxxx
xxxxx
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'. Of course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him.
All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your...
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All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your...
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the_happy_pig:
Just so you're aware, I'm coming up to see you and Adam and everyone soon, hopefully around the time of your birthday. Start hiding the breakables, and the family silver.
Wow, ruling over a horde of degenerate Internet perverts is hard work. Whodathunkit?
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christinarenee:
Hahaha well oh mighty one.. I did not want to post up a meet invite with out seeing what you thought.. hows the 22nd sound the saturday after I get back in?
christinarenee:
oh i was stopping in to say hello.
As an addendum to my last journal about how I freaking love pro wrestling:
HOLY FUCKING FEARLESS GRAVITY-DEFYING MIDGETS BATMAN
HOLY FUCKING FEARLESS GRAVITY-DEFYING MIDGETS BATMAN
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forkandles:
Day off?
ikaruga:
see, if this was what it was like all the time, I'd probably watch it.
not quite all the time, but certainly a fair bit of it...
not quite all the time, but certainly a fair bit of it...
Right. Well... that's enough of that. Some people leave, some stay behind, we'll just have to try and make the best of it all.
Purely because I wanted to get rid of that last journal, but cannot think of anything particularly important to say, here's a bit of information I don't often offer up to people: I fucking love pro wrestling. Here's some reasons why:...
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Purely because I wanted to get rid of that last journal, but cannot think of anything particularly important to say, here's a bit of information I don't often offer up to people: I fucking love pro wrestling. Here's some reasons why:...
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stenno:
Problem is my ex from canada was stopped by Canadian customs on her way back from amsterdam and was questioned and even stripped searched. She gave my name as who she'd been travelling with so I didn't want to lie about it, plus its legal in Holland and its in the past.
As for the joke, I was so tired and I forgot that the yanks don't get sarcasm.
*humph*
As for the joke, I was so tired and I forgot that the yanks don't get sarcasm.
*humph*
hermes:
Wrestling...? *rolls eyes*
You're #1 has made me bookmark you. May that always be on your list, as it's always on mine.
Cheers!