I can honestly say that after watching "White Noise" I will never look at static the same way. I have enough unexplain things in my life without adding that...I'm just glad I've out grown my episodes of Deja Vu. Its extremely freaky when you don't know wheather you are awake or not, when it seems like everyday you seem to be reliving the night before, or a night a week before.....O.k. I'm rambling now...I even forgot the point I was going to make ......Nevermind.
The Survey (insert Divine Porpotion here)
-What is your best/worst physical feature?
-What is your best/worst personality feature?
-What wieghts more a pound of pennies or a pound of feathers?
-What's your favorite color?
-Which would you perfer on a first date A candlelight picnic in the park or a dinner at the best resteraunt in town?
-Do you consider yourself a visual person or tactile(touch-feely)?
-What is a conundrum?
-If you had a checking account with a $100 overdraft protection and you had $20 left in your account would you, buy a $25 CD that you really wanted?
-Do you like gifts on the first date? If so what?
-You pick up a can that says"Chicken of the sea", what kind of meat is it?
-What is the ideal number of times for you to have sex in a week...with the same person? Which different people?
-insert Random Song lyric.
-Silk or Fleece?
-Early bird or Night Owl?
-Describe yourself using only Movie lines, book quotes, or Song lyrics..(Bonus points will be awarded.)
-If you could live in any era, in any country...what would it be?
-If you had only one hour of life left..and could go anywhere for that hour, have anyone you wanted accompany you, and have anything you wanted for that hour what would it be?
-Finish this statement. "Sometimes I wish I could ............."
-Oceans or Rivers?
-Ask permission or Beg Forgiveness.
-If you could have the answer to any one question what would you ask?
-Spontantous or Practical?
-If your life was a movie what would it be called? and what type of Movie would it be?
-If you met a Guy/Girl that you really liked but your friends didn't like him would you continue to talk to him/her...(2) If your friends when to the bathrooom what would you do? (3) If your friends wanted to go and talk to another group of guys/girls what would you do.....(extra credit.) Why do women always go to the bathroom together?
-If you were an animal what would you be and why?
-What do you wear on a typical night out?
-First Joke that comes to your mind.
- Random T-shirt line.
-If you could visit any one place what would it be?
-The world is about to experience Nuclear Winter in 10 days. You have enough food and supplies for 10 people to live thru the Winter...these ten people will be the last people on earth with you. Who would you pick and why?
-Romance...Alive and well or dead and buried?(extra credit: What do you think would be the ultimate Romantic gesture?
-Favorite Porn Star.
-Favorite Cartoon.
-One person on the site you don't know but, would like to meet.
Any Comments, Questions, Concerns...or If you would like to order a Survey to Go. Call. 555- Pornstar or toll free 1-800-Rub my Nuts..there lucky.
Hope you Guys enjoy.
The Survey (insert Divine Porpotion here)
-What is your best/worst physical feature?
-What is your best/worst personality feature?
-What wieghts more a pound of pennies or a pound of feathers?
-What's your favorite color?
-Which would you perfer on a first date A candlelight picnic in the park or a dinner at the best resteraunt in town?
-Do you consider yourself a visual person or tactile(touch-feely)?
-What is a conundrum?
-If you had a checking account with a $100 overdraft protection and you had $20 left in your account would you, buy a $25 CD that you really wanted?
-Do you like gifts on the first date? If so what?
-You pick up a can that says"Chicken of the sea", what kind of meat is it?
-What is the ideal number of times for you to have sex in a week...with the same person? Which different people?
-insert Random Song lyric.
-Silk or Fleece?
-Early bird or Night Owl?
-Describe yourself using only Movie lines, book quotes, or Song lyrics..(Bonus points will be awarded.)
-If you could live in any era, in any country...what would it be?
-If you had only one hour of life left..and could go anywhere for that hour, have anyone you wanted accompany you, and have anything you wanted for that hour what would it be?
-Finish this statement. "Sometimes I wish I could ............."
-Oceans or Rivers?
-Ask permission or Beg Forgiveness.
-If you could have the answer to any one question what would you ask?
-Spontantous or Practical?
-If your life was a movie what would it be called? and what type of Movie would it be?
-If you met a Guy/Girl that you really liked but your friends didn't like him would you continue to talk to him/her...(2) If your friends when to the bathrooom what would you do? (3) If your friends wanted to go and talk to another group of guys/girls what would you do.....(extra credit.) Why do women always go to the bathroom together?
-If you were an animal what would you be and why?
-What do you wear on a typical night out?
-First Joke that comes to your mind.
- Random T-shirt line.
-If you could visit any one place what would it be?
-The world is about to experience Nuclear Winter in 10 days. You have enough food and supplies for 10 people to live thru the Winter...these ten people will be the last people on earth with you. Who would you pick and why?
-Romance...Alive and well or dead and buried?(extra credit: What do you think would be the ultimate Romantic gesture?
-Favorite Porn Star.
-Favorite Cartoon.
-One person on the site you don't know but, would like to meet.
Any Comments, Questions, Concerns...or If you would like to order a Survey to Go. Call. 555- Pornstar or toll free 1-800-Rub my Nuts..there lucky.
Hope you Guys enjoy.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
-What is your best/worst personality feature? I am genuinely compassionate, empathic and insightful, which leads me to forgive too much and too easily.
-What wieghts more a pound of pennies or a pound of feathers? It depends if you are trying to carry it, or getting hit by it.
-What's your favorite color? I dont really have favorite colors, but recently, Ive been digging on this deep magenta-brown, a similar greenish-brown, and really any warm browns. Ive also been loving this range of really neutral cool greens and blues:
-Which would you perfer on a first date A candlelight picnic in the park or a dinner at the best resteraunt in town? I would be happy even knowing which restaurant is the best in town. But yeah, itd be dinner because its easier to get out of there if the date turns out to be painful, plus at least you can get into the food. Now, for a second date? Picnic.
-Do you consider yourself a visual person or tactile(touch-feely)? I consider that a false dichotomy.
-What is a conundrum? A condition usually predicated by one or both of the followinga lack of accurate information, or the acceptance of a false dichotomy.
-If you had a checking account with a $100 overdraft protection and you had $20 left in your account would you, buy a $25 CD that you really wanted? No.
-Do you like gifts on the first date? If so what? It would have to be something that related to something I might have said at some point prior to the date. Otherwise, flowers or candy or something is too much.
-You pick up a can that says"Chicken of the sea", what kind of meat is it? People. Hopefully, its people.
-What is the ideal number of times for you to have sex in a week...with the same person? Which different people? With the same person, yeah, 14-ish. With different people? Eh, much lessI assume your question means that Im sleeping with more than one woman, but not at the same time? Probably 2-3 times tops with each different woman, but even less if there are more people involved. With multiple partners, shit can get complicated and hectic; monogamy leads to better and more accessible sex, which leads to more sex.
-insert Random Song lyric. Fret not thyself of evil-doers/neither be thou envious/of inequity workers/trust in Jah love, love, love/Jah love!
-Silk or Fleece? Fleece.
-Early bird or Night Owl? Recovering Night Owl.
-Describe yourself using only Movie lines, book quotes, or Song lyrics..(Bonus points will be awarded.) I aint never killed no man that aint had it comin. And I never shot no women or children, either.
-If you could live in any era, in any country...what would it be? Right here, right now. Our era kicks not some, not half, but the whole ass.
-If you had only one hour of life left..and could go anywhere for that hour, have anyone you wanted accompany you, and have anything you wanted for that hour what would it be? It would be Sophie and I somewhere warm and private. We would embrace, we would cry, and I would ask her to pass on my love to the whole world. Then I would die, and the curtains would close, and the New York Times would pan the whole thing, calling it contrived and insipid.
-Finish this statement. "Sometimes I wish I could ............." Bend the minds of the weak with my Jedi mind-tricks.
-Oceans or Rivers? Rivers.
-Ask permission or Beg Forgiveness. Explain my reasoning.
-If you could have the answer to any one question what would you ask? Am I lving correctly?
-Spontantous or Practical? Spontaneous.
-If your life was a movie what would it be called? and what type of Movie would it be? It would be a really dark romantic comedy, and it would be called The Invisible Micro-Dramas of Life on Backwards Earth.
-If you met a Guy/Girl that you really liked but your friends didn't like him would you continue to talk to him/her...(2) If your friends when to the bathrooom what would you do? (3) If your friends wanted to go and talk to another group of guys/girls what would you do.....(extra credit.) Why do women always go to the bathroom together?
1) Hell yes. Are my friends giving up the butter? I didnt think so.
2) Whatever I was doing at the time.
3) Whatever I was doing at the time.
Extra credit) So they can commiserate and gossip. Men think its so they can talk about them, but as often as not its so they can talk shit on the other women who *arent* in the bathroom with them.
-If you were an animal what would you be and why? I would be a human. I say that, because Ive always thought of myself as being a lot like a human. In fact, genetically, Im mostly human.
-What do you wear on a typical night out? A Gucci track-suit that matches with my breakdance crew, a leather baseball cap with the Gucci logo, some pro-keds with fat laces and about $25,000.00 worth of jewelry, including a four-finger ring that says FRESH.
-First Joke that comes to your mind. Two nuns walk into a bar. The third ducks.
- Random T-shirt line. Apocalypse When?
-If you could visit any one place what would it be? Barcelona or Rome. London.
-The world is about to experience Nuclear Winter in 10 days. You have enough food and supplies for 10 people to live thru the Winter...these ten people will be the last people on earth with you. Who would you pick and why? Sophie, Chris and Ang, their daughters Helene and Emily Rose, Choppers daughters River and Mage (but not Chopper, sorry bro), Eric and Steph, my brother Drue.
Actually, fuck that. I would invite everyone I love out into the Bright Light to hold hands with me and watch the Big Show, and I would give my food and supplies to somebody who has a plan to repopulate the species. Best of luck, fuck-bags, Im out of here.
-Romance...Alive and well or dead and buried?(extra credit: What do you think would be the ultimate Romantic gesture? Romance is and will always be alive and well, because it is an intrinsic impulse that weve evolved to possess. Theres no escaping romance. The ultimate romantic gesture is the small day-to-day kindnesses. Knowing that your loved ones have your back when you are in need.
-Favorite Porn Star. Uh. Dont know. I like amateur porn best.
-Favorite Cartoon. I like the old-school Looney Tunes shit from WWII era.
-One person on the site you don't know but, would like to meet. I think Ive met (or at least exchanged comments with) everybody Ive found super-interesting. In person, Id like to meet the London crew, Tarqu1n and Uncommoncold.
My best feature is probably my legs, worst is probably my stomach/ribs.
-What is your best/worst personality feature?
My best personality trait is my sense of humor, worst is my depression.
-What wieghs more a pound of pennies or a pound of feathers?
Holy shit... I bet a pound of feathers is a big pile of feathers. But, a pound is a pound
-What's your favorite color?
GREEN!!!!!!
-Which would you perfer on a first date A candlelight picnic in the park or a dinner at the best resteraunt in town?
I don't need fancy restaurants, I would way rather have a picnic and good conversation by candle light.
-Do you consider yourself a visual person or tactile(touch-feely)?
Visual, though I love to get my hands on things.
-What is a conundrum?
A white blend wine. It's all right, if you like that sort of wine.
-If you had a checking account with a $100 overdraft protection and you had $20 left in your account would you, buy a $25 CD that you really wanted?
Nope, I'm already in debt enough.
-Do you like gifts on the first date? If so what?
I feel guilty when people buy me things. It's nice every once in a while, but nothing big. I would like it if maybe a guy paid for dinner on the first date. I'd consider that a gift.
-You pick up a can that says"Chicken of the sea", what kind of meat is it?
It's buffalo!! No, wait, that's wings.
-What is the ideal number of times for you to have sex in a week...with the same person? Which different people?
With one person (I'm going to assume you mean boyfriend) somewhere between three and five times a week, assuming it's good sex and not a bunch of quickies or something.
With different people, not more than twice. And twice is assuming it's two different people in some sort of week long drunken haze.
-insert Random Song lyric.
"I'm walking now to find myself in the shadows of all I have created, I'm longing to be lost in you... won't you take me away from me?" Evanescence-Away From Me
-Silk or Fleece?
Silk. Fleece is too warm.
-Early bird or Night Owl?
Night owl. My b/f works nights anyways, so I sleep during the day whenever I'm not at work so that I can sleep with him.
-Describe yourself using only Movie lines, book quotes, or Song lyrics..(Bonus points will be awarded.)
"Her favorite color is chrome,"
"Everyone thinks I'm a nice girl, and that's true, except for one little hitch... When I'm not being a nice girl, I'm getting in touch with my inner bitch."
"It's all good, it's all right, fuck all day, fuck all night,"
"I'll believe all your lies, just pretend you love me, make believe close your eyes, I'll be anything for you."
"Let me stay, where the wind will whisper to me, where the raindrops as they're falling tell a story."
"I tap my fingers on the table to the rythem in my soul."
"In my little way, I guess you could say I'm living in the big time."
-If you could live in any era, in any country...what would it be?
Now, right where I am. I'm comfortable in this life, and I have everything I could ask for.
-If you had only one hour of life left..and could go anywhere for that hour, have anyone you wanted accompany you, and have anything you wanted for that hour what would it be?
I would just spend it with my boyfriend, somewhere away from the city glow and rush, out where we could be alone for my last hour.
-Finish this statement. "Sometimes I wish I could ............."
Reach into my pocket, and come up with a winning lottery ticket, that'd be cool.
-Oceans or Rivers?
Oceans.
-Ask permission or Beg Forgiveness.
Lead me not into temptation, for I can find the way all by myself.
(And beg for forgiveness later when I've had time to make up an excuse.)
-If you could have the answer to any one question what would you ask?
I would ask my boyfriend if there's anything he doesn't like about me, or our relationship. Better to know...
-Spontantous or Practical?
Practically spontaneous.
-If your life was a movie what would it be called? and what type of Movie would it be?
It would be a drama, with lots of drugs, sex, and drunken parties, and it would be called "The Path to Happiness"
-If you met a Guy/Girl that you really liked but your friends didn't like him would you continue to talk to him/her...(2) If your friends when to the bathrooom what would you do? (3) If your friends wanted to go and talk to another group of guys/girls what would you do.....(extra credit.) Why do women always go to the bathroom together?
If my friends don't like my guy, chances are pretty good that it's a good reason why. My friends know me, and they know what's good for me.
If my friends go to the bathroom, if they're female, I go with them.
BECAUSE, I can't stand being alone.
-If you were an animal what would you be and why?
A hawk, because they're so intelligent, and they can fly.
-What do you wear on a typical night out?
Tight jeans or black pants, some sort of cute shirt, and boots.
-First Joke that comes to your mind.
A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
- Random T-shirt line.
I like pain. The tattoos and jewelry are just souveniers.
-If you could visit any one place what would it be?
New Zealand. It's beautiful, and still so wild...
-The world is about to experience Nuclear Winter in 10 days. You have enough food and supplies for 10 people to live thru the Winter...these ten people will be the last people on earth with you. Who would you pick and why?
My family, the closest I can take.
My boyfriend
My boyfriend's daughter
My mom,
my mom's boyfriend
My brother
My sister
My dad
My step mom
My step brother and
My step sister
-Romance...Alive and well or dead and buried?(extra credit: What do you think would be the ultimate Romantic gesture?
Oh, romance it totally alive and well, it's just not what people think it is. It isn't always roses and expensive dinners, sometimes it's that he remembers how many creams and sugars you take in your coffee, or he opens doors for you, or remembers your favorite colors, or silly little things. It's the little things that count.
So, on that note, there isn't one ultimate romantic gesture, it's the collection of little ones.
-Favorite Porn Star.
Don't watch porn, there's enough sex in my life as is.
-Favorite Cartoon.
Invader Zim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-One person on the site you don't know but, would like to meet.
I would love for Lithium Picnic to shoot me sometime, awesome work.