Sweet, sweet beer. Why do we love you so? Last night's Germany - Argentina game was all we could have hoped. I've never actually been made horny by a soccer game before. I especially loved that the Argentinians melted down and tried to start a fight after losing. Arrogance often hides a soft charcter.
My friend in Afghanistan has been running combat operations with German...
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Next Moment Voted Most Likely to Make This Journal:
The German folk-singer / entertainer / karaoke / acoustic guitar guy performing for the tourists at one of the World Cup pavillions singing Sweet Home Alabama.
"Southern man don't need him around anyhow."
The German folk-singer / entertainer / karaoke / acoustic guitar guy performing for the tourists at one of the World Cup pavillions singing Sweet Home Alabama.
"Southern man don't need him around anyhow."
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bluelight3:
we have moved Kansas...to an undisclosed location...
do not return to the US...
your paychecks will be forwarded....
thank you
do not return to the US...
your paychecks will be forwarded....
thank you
mrgoose:
Shouldn't they be playing the Scorpions or something?
Some really good games coming up the next couple of days. Hope you guys are having a blast.
Some really good games coming up the next couple of days. Hope you guys are having a blast.
Moment voted Most Likely To Get In CKs Blog:
We are standing in the public area (think outdoor arena-rock show) with several thousand Portugese (and a couple hundred Dutch thrown in for flavor) waiting for the Portugal - Netherlands game to start. One of the MCs warming up the crowd tell the DJ to "Hit it," so he plays this slow German disco version of...
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We are standing in the public area (think outdoor arena-rock show) with several thousand Portugese (and a couple hundred Dutch thrown in for flavor) waiting for the Portugal - Netherlands game to start. One of the MCs warming up the crowd tell the DJ to "Hit it," so he plays this slow German disco version of...
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chris_sick:
There are other ways to live, right?
Like if you don't care that much for soccer right?
Or if you don't care much for John Denver?
Right?
Like if you don't care that much for soccer right?
Or if you don't care much for John Denver?
Right?
dr_u:
this helps explain why they keep losing wars. 
Oh yeah, that's right. Americans aren't *supposed* to be very good at this game.
We're 29th! We're 29th!
Tomrrow, I'm on a plane to Hamburg, to bask in the reflected light of footballing glory and beer.
Mmmmm, glory. Mmmmm, beer.
We're 29th! We're 29th!
Tomrrow, I'm on a plane to Hamburg, to bask in the reflected light of footballing glory and beer.
Mmmmm, glory. Mmmmm, beer.
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tubaart:
Hey! You be careful out there. 
bluelight3:
excuse me, I have been in the drink...
did you ever get to Germany?
The world cup ...its about soccer?
did you ever get to Germany?
The world cup ...its about soccer?
I KNEW IT!! SECRET VIDEOS OF THE ITALIAN TEAM TRAINING FOR THE WORLD CUP!!!!
I totally called it! Fucking divers.
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Hey, did you guys see that Sophie won the set of the week prize this week? How cool is that!? Once that prize check comes in, I'm going to quit my job and become a kept man! Maybe we'll hire a servant so that...
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I totally called it! Fucking divers.
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Hey, did you guys see that Sophie won the set of the week prize this week? How cool is that!? Once that prize check comes in, I'm going to quit my job and become a kept man! Maybe we'll hire a servant so that...
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mrgoose:
Maybe you should bring a copy of this book 
with you to the World Cup and give it to the head of offiiciating. Obviously these referees have no clue what the hell they are doing out there. Some of the worst officiating I have ever seen has gone on during this years World Cup.
Sophie's Midday set used to be my favorite until the new one came along. After meeting you guys I think this set captures how she really is.
with you to the World Cup and give it to the head of offiiciating. Obviously these referees have no clue what the hell they are doing out there. Some of the worst officiating I have ever seen has gone on during this years World Cup.
Sophie's Midday set used to be my favorite until the new one came along. After meeting you guys I think this set captures how she really is.
dr_u:
My cousin who thinks he's a Viking says, "choosing between Midday and the Kitchen sets are like having to choose between raping or pillaging the village" 
Have fun in Germany
Have fun in Germany
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kristie:
I knew she'd win it! She's just the bee's knees.
sophie:
Your testes are humongous! Heh.
Well, man, I don't know what the hizell happened with all that shiznit. Money, who cares, right? Not this jobless woman, no way! Jobless? Not for long! Or at least, that's what the oracle claims.
I'm off to shower and find a baby-sized star spangled banner. Who would've guessed?
Well, man, I don't know what the hizell happened with all that shiznit. Money, who cares, right? Not this jobless woman, no way! Jobless? Not for long! Or at least, that's what the oracle claims.
I'm off to shower and find a baby-sized star spangled banner. Who would've guessed?
I love Italy.
In theory.
I mean, I love the sound of Italian spoken, I love Italian art. I love the concept of the city-state, and I love this image I have in my head of the trains not running but nobody cares because they're all smoking cigarettes, drinking grappa and taking shots of espresso. Two of my three favorite painters Of All Time are...
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In theory.
I mean, I love the sound of Italian spoken, I love Italian art. I love the concept of the city-state, and I love this image I have in my head of the trains not running but nobody cares because they're all smoking cigarettes, drinking grappa and taking shots of espresso. Two of my three favorite painters Of All Time are...
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aphexplotz:
What I dont understand: Why FIFA doesn't have fucking reviews. The biggest sport in the world, and they cant have a guy in the booth reviewing calls?
severus:
Sweden-England coming up. We better win, I think Sweden has won the last 4508203833 games against England. So we'll see.
I've now washed the bitter taste of a 3-0 defeat out of my mouth with the misery of a Ukraine's 4-0 loss to Spain, and now Serbia & Montenegro's 6-0 collapse under the gorgeous Argentine attack.
We're #30! We're #30!
Tomorrow, the US plays Italy and absolutely must win to stay in the tournament. I think it can be done, but we'll see. I'd setle...
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We're #30! We're #30!
Tomorrow, the US plays Italy and absolutely must win to stay in the tournament. I think it can be done, but we'll see. I'd setle...
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aphexplotz:
ah well, at least we have D&D
sophie:
The Aussies should give the name Socceroo over to you. Since clearly you've earned it.
I didn't know about the baby powder trick! Do you want to wage bets right now on how many people will miss the Hitchikers Guide joke and think I'm talking about the Bible?
I didn't know about the baby powder trick! Do you want to wage bets right now on how many people will miss the Hitchikers Guide joke and think I'm talking about the Bible?
Apparently the bitter taste in my mouth is Czech dick.
Dzyck?
Dzyck?
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dr_u:
When she walks into the room does Ini Kamoze's "Here Comes The Hotstepper" suddenly start playing in the background?
kiki_michelle:
Saturday is a new day.. i'm hopeful
Ah! Trinidad and Tobago! The Soca Warriors! Finishing their first World Cup match with a 1-1 draw with powerful Sweden after going down to 10 men at the start of the second half! What a great game. I really got the impression that the Swedish strikers weren't really taking the match seriously and were trying to be too tricksy with their chances in the first...
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schiavona:
The UFFL chain sounds like a great place to me. I'll support the revolution!
I used to like watching some sports but when they become so commercialized and ultra-professional, they become much less enjoyable. I like to see screwups, mistakes, and unpredictability, cause with that comes the amazing plays, the runaway star, and unexpected results. More fun.
Tiny Island Nation!!
I used to like watching some sports but when they become so commercialized and ultra-professional, they become much less enjoyable. I like to see screwups, mistakes, and unpredictability, cause with that comes the amazing plays, the runaway star, and unexpected results. More fun.
Tiny Island Nation!!
bluelight3:
You funny guy.
Hey, what up on the Germany thing?
Hey, what up on the Germany thing?
Cheers!
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