Man, what's with this daily journal updating? Perhaps my life has just slowly become that much more interesting!
No, you're right, that's not it.
So, new today:
Twins swept the Brewers, winning today's game 8-0. HA! I was so there, it was an awesome game.
My kid is being a cranky-ass. I've had to put up with screaming and crying and whining bullcrap all day,...
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No, you're right, that's not it.
So, new today:
Twins swept the Brewers, winning today's game 8-0. HA! I was so there, it was an awesome game.
My kid is being a cranky-ass. I've had to put up with screaming and crying and whining bullcrap all day,...
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Remember the useless whore who slept with my now-ex? I magically got into her blog journal today and....let's just say I had a little fun. 
If anyone wants to go comment and tell her she's a fucking douchebag (that one was for you, LyloniJade!), I'd be happy to send the URL your way.
Immature? Sure.
Evil? Of course.
Wrong? I suppose.
Fun? Oh, you...
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If anyone wants to go comment and tell her she's a fucking douchebag (that one was for you, LyloniJade!), I'd be happy to send the URL your way.
Immature? Sure.
Evil? Of course.
Wrong? I suppose.
Fun? Oh, you...
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lylonijade:
ummm i stole it from me roomate... and i think she stole them from luke her boyfriend... it was just there when i took the pick
skank_zero:
The thought of that amuses me greatly. Go you!
Ahhh another day off.
Ok, so I'm an idiot and the Twins game we had planned on going to yesterday was at 12:10, not 7:10 like we thought. So, I didn't get to go. BOOOO. But Torii Hunter hit a grand slam in the 1st inning, and they won. They won the series, actually. So rock on.
Today I'm taking kiddo on a bike ride...
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Ok, so I'm an idiot and the Twins game we had planned on going to yesterday was at 12:10, not 7:10 like we thought. So, I didn't get to go. BOOOO. But Torii Hunter hit a grand slam in the 1st inning, and they won. They won the series, actually. So rock on.
Today I'm taking kiddo on a bike ride...
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northern:
Your itty bitty titties?
What's wrong with small breasts?
And are you serious - there's a pill that supposedly increases breast size?
What's wrong with small breasts?
And are you serious - there's a pill that supposedly increases breast size?
northern:
I guess as long as you know the pills won't work, at least you don't have high expectations.
Hope they're harmless.
"sideways little pointy peaks" sounds so cute.
Hope they're harmless.
"sideways little pointy peaks" sounds so cute.
After a year of membership, I finally upgraded from the month-to-month option, and am now at a quarterly membership. Yay me. Guess that means I'm sticking around for a while.
I dyed my hair today. A while back, I wanted to get all the little blonde chunks out of it and get it back to my natural color, but I accidentally bought semi-permanent color. It...
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Guess that means I'm sticking around for a while. I dyed my hair today. A while back, I wanted to get all the little blonde chunks out of it and get it back to my natural color, but I accidentally bought semi-permanent color. It...
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heavenandhell:
ooo i love that just dyed feel too, there is nothing like it.
take care.
take care.
xxtmnt87xx:
hope you have fun at work and the game.
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user304975207:
i hate packing and moving.
renegadefuzz:
my secret? I shall never tell!!! Actually.. it's mostly just me not eating that much. Controlling portions and playing DDR. That and running through the park with my friends (aka playing on the swings and the slides and such.. not actually running.. ugh. effort)
LyloniJade, starring in...
"The Electrocution"
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/chaoticmum/funny%20vids/?action=view¤t=100_0563.flv
and
"Man Gravy"
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/chaoticmum/funny%20vids/?action=view¤t=100_0562.flv
Go. Watch. Laugh your ass off.
"The Electrocution"
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/chaoticmum/funny%20vids/?action=view¤t=100_0563.flv
and
"Man Gravy"
http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i291/chaoticmum/funny%20vids/?action=view¤t=100_0562.flv
Go. Watch. Laugh your ass off.
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giablo69:
the electrocution one was pretty good.
Yesterday, I put a bunch of ice cubes in a pint glass. Then I added Coconut Creme coffee creamer, and Caramel Syrup. I filled the glass with coffee. I shook. I drank.
Orgasm for the taste buds, I'm tellin' ya.
F'reals.
Orgasm for the taste buds, I'm tellin' ya.
F'reals.
northern:
How many hours did it take for your sugar high to end?
Hi.
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lylonijade:
that is as bad as mine. I actually did throw up a couple of times today one after seeing shaunies comment bleh
strongbhoy:
Aloha! Croatia is....amazing.
I'm back.
No pics from me and LyloniJade, I'm sorry.
The trip ended up being VERY busy, early mornings and really late nights, and it was exhausting. And we barely even got to see LyloniJade, except for the two evenings we got into her place super late and she got us started on movies we just couldn't turn off before they were finished. I...
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No pics from me and LyloniJade, I'm sorry.
The trip ended up being VERY busy, early mornings and really late nights, and it was exhausting. And we barely even got to see LyloniJade, except for the two evenings we got into her place super late and she got us started on movies we just couldn't turn off before they were finished. I... Read More
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lylonijade:
You suck I rock! yea for me! whop de fricken doo
sorry I am surrly this morning.
Surrly as a mother fucker.
<-------see fucking surrly
sorry I am surrly this morning.
Surrly as a mother fucker.
<-------see fucking surrly
heavenandhell:
good you had a great time, if a little tiring, and woohoo for lyonjade being such a good host.
take care.
take care.
I'm goin' to 'scony!
K, folks - I'll be Wisconsin for a week, hosted by the lovely Miss LyloniJade, but if you're lucky I'll be able to check in from her house. And if you're REAL lucky, there will be more good pictures to come from this.
See you all next weekend!
K, folks - I'll be Wisconsin for a week, hosted by the lovely Miss LyloniJade, but if you're lucky I'll be able to check in from her house. And if you're REAL lucky, there will be more good pictures to come from this.
See you all next weekend!
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heavenandhell:
have fun and i look forward to the pictures.
skank_zero:
Enjoy your trip!
Thank you for plugging my set. ^___^
nice to meet ya!
so its very true ythat "wherever you go...you ll find chilean ppl"....that s cool!
so are you coming over soon? (if u do gimme a buzz and we can meet here)
muah!