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New art! As Adam would say: OooOOOooo.

'Cause I was sitting around thinking about doing a webcomic or something. Then I realized I'm WAY too lazy for that, but that it would still be neat to draw myself and my buddies as cartoons. So I did, ladies and gentlemen. Because I don't just wonder-- I take ACTION.

When I'm not busy not taking action, that...
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padme:
As Ive said before, you have a lot of talent. And thats not something I'd just throw around, its true! Your art is really cool, so when are you gonna draw me? Still want to? What have you done with your new camera? Heres some of my stuff I just put up if you want to take a look.
mortuusnox:
you are pretty good at drawing. kewl stuff
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So I think I'm okay. I'm dealing with some body image issues and the usual nagging questions of self-doubt, but I've determined that, for the most part, I'm on the exit-end of this yearlong funk I've been immersed in. Good classes. Solid friends. Awesome profs. Still Not King, but how many of those are running around the planet, anyway?

I think the most salient issue...
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mortuusnox:
my, tae left you a tripple post. (yeah, i actualy read comments before i comment myself, unless its on a photoset or the comments go on for pages)

i do believe i'm at the opposite of where you are. i think maynard put it extremely well with, "oversimulation numbs me". i know he was talking about drugs, but sex is the same in my eyes -a pleasure of the flesh. i have yet to engage in coitus with the girl i'm currently seeing. teasing has become my newest addiction. its probably not fair to her, but she wants to take it slow anyways. its not as if she's asked me to make love to her and i turned her down, yet. that does happen though.

as far as love is concerned, i've given up hope. i have loved before and obviously lost. its that one paticular loss that i'm pining over and fear i shall never meet another like her. i've had three partners since her and none of them have made the grade. not on a physical level, not on an intelectual level and certanly not on a spiritual level. it is enough to make one give up.

i do believe i can solve the cuddling problem for you on a physical level. go get yourself a flannel body pillow. they are excellent to sleep with as they tend to warm up to your own body tempurature quikly and, unlike a real body, they will toss and turn with you and never bitch or be asleep or whatever complications an actual human might present. i sincerely hope you find what you are looking for and thank you for posting something substantial and real.

blessings
-Amadeo
judypatricia:
Oh, boy. What you said about being the friend who's perpetually single hit me; that was me too, until recently. I hadn't been in a real relationship for about three or four years, prior to Mike, and because of that, I was the single-friend everyone had. I admit, though, that I develop and fall out of crushes quickly, so that played a part in my friends not taking a lot of what I said regarding love and like too seriously. One of my closest friends, whom I refer to as my brother, once said something along the lines of my not having any self-control (regarding casual sex). That hurt.
When I started "seeing" (I say that in quotes because it was before we'd met in person) Mike, I did something I never really do, ever: I kept it to myself. Once I started to really feel for him I began telling my friends and family about him, and about how serious I was/am. For the initial couple of months I was hard-core defensive over any criticism I'd receive about my relationship because, I think, everyone was just used to me being that single friend. I worded myself the way I was taking everything, and put it out in a very brief LiveJournal entry.

Whoa. Next time I'll refrain from telling you my life story. wink
Sorry dear!
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HOWLING wind outside.

Inclement weather always gets me in the mood. Oh, the weather outside is frightful // but the fire is so delightful // and since we've no place to go // screw me like you just found out your dick only has 24 hours to live...

That's really how the song used to go. But the Man kept it down.

True story.

Damn...
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nolan_void:
I want to see a super politicized version of the Transformers with the Demobots fighting the Republicons.
mortuusnox:
Save the empire!
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Last night, I had this incredible fucking dream about checking my bank account online only to discover I had over NINE MILLION DOLLARS. Turns out my dad had found a FUCKLOAD of loose change in our house and had cheerfully deposited the requisite ciz-ash in our ("our" being my siblings and my) accounts.

Then I woke up and saw that it was really only $35...
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escottie:
$35 each or $35 total?

i guess either way, you're gonna hae to rethink those grad school plans. smile
escottie:
i was born in the wrong fucking generation. blackeyed








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Taking my first absence of the semester as we speak. I went to my last class, Science Fiction and Culture, because I adore the prof (I've had this guy for three other classes), the material, the students in it... it's just an overall awesome class and I want to try to go as much as I can.

So then I was GOING to go to...
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nolan_void:
You win "Greatest Post Ever Award" for referencing Alabama Man.
nolan_void:
Gave it to a giant blue muppet.
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Astrophilic

I have spent too many years
making love to stars
though they tasted sweet
and were tender on my skin
they were far too cold
far too bright
and always opportunely vanished
by the morning.
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mortuusnox:
nice
thefuckoffkid:

*wanders off to read American lit and then bone up on astonomy, bitches*


That was amusing biggrin

I'm not sure what your real opinion was, but your suggestion made me grin.

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Innate Humor in Canadians: A Genetic Theory as Postulated by Me

Belly-up before eternity: Me.
Take a long dram with me: My best friend.

From MSN:

Belly-up before eternity: ...you've seen Little Shop of Horrors, right?
Take a long dram with me: no.
Belly-up before eternity: THE HELL KIND OF EX-THEATRE MAJOR ARE YOU?
Belly-up before eternity: We're going to watch LSoH.
Take a long...
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datsun:
My brother got most of the Canadian genes from our dad - this explains why he's so much more entertaining than me!
manchester_black:
Yeah, there's lots of stuff that Canadians rock at. That's why we always snicker whenever we see one of those people who chant "U.S.A!", we're normally quieter about things because we think we don't need to advertise how much we rock, the evidence just stands for itself smile
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Went to the Air and Space Museum to do the nifty flight sims with my brother. We also caught the last planetarium show while we were there-- a really cool 20-minute exploration of the universe, called Infinity Express, narrated by Laurence Fishburne.

And now, a neat picture of me... uh, taking a picture of me... standing in front of an infrared camera at the museum:...
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mortuusnox:
infa red is kewl. always reminds me of the predator
everytingends:
hey it's nice to see I'm not the only one who likes dave matthews here...
that's a damn cool picture as well
cheers
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--Went to go see an 8pm showing of Spanglish with Beth. It was quite good, though now I'm in love with Paz Vega. Could NOT stop staring at her perfect, perfect breasts. Yes, I have a problem.

--After Spanglish, we went back to Beth's house and got in touch with her friend Mike, who drove over from Centreville. The three of us got in...
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padme:
Thats quite a day, and you should be proud of yourself for being so responsible ;o).
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The show was great; the funny was definitely brought. My friend and I, who sat front row center, about five feet from the mic, both got thoroughly teased (me by one of the fucking hilarious warm-up acts, because I look 12, and her by Todd Barry... uh, because she laughed loudly and drew attention to herself). I would like to note that Todd had a...
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mortuusnox:
You know, I've never been able to lick my own ear, but I think that guy in that one pic was about to do it.
bleh
wastedyears:
Comedians are a strange brew...I've went to see one at "The Comedy Zone" in Charlotto...and sat right smack dab in the front...maybe that should be my most humbling experience...... whatever

I think those dudes must just be very insecure, and that's why they can unleash on everyone else as they do. How else could you stand up there in the blaring lights and choking smoke and make a complete ass of yourself and others without flinching??????? confused confused

Luv you kiss love kiss love kiss love

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Thank you all for your sentiments and nice words. Sometimes I lapse into spontaneous moments of melodrama--I won't apologize for it, but figured y'all should know that it happens. It's the fucking gnomes, man.

In any case, I appreciate the good thoughts. kiss

I am now off to get ready to go see Todd Barry at the DC Improv. biggrin Bring on the funny!

(Panda, darling,...
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manchester_black:
If I was a nicer person Id warn Panda that the only funny that really comes in bags tends to be flaming wink
padme:
cool new camera =o) you must show me what you do with it when you find a suitable subject. I cant wait to see what you come up with. I just bought a Canon 10D myself, it came to me at a pretty good price because Canon just came out with the 20D, I'm so happy! Much loves to you...