While I chug another Woodchuck Draft Cider, let me impart a few words of wisdom to you, oh dear Suiciders.
1. Women never lie. They just don't tell the complete truth.
2. War is a horrible thing; injustice still exists in many parts of the world even to this day; the rich have more advantages than the poor. In other news, the sky is blue.
3. Everyone wants to be a real redhead these days, but few want to deal with real fits of temper and outspokeness. Sorry, Rhys.
4. Annabelle Takes To Heroin, Jennifer's Make Out Sessions, and Suzy Sobers Up are not actual childrens' books. Yet.
5. In reference to my profile pic...yes, those are my real eyebrows.
6. Most teases don't put out.
7. Most teases don't put out.
8. Reading is overrated. If no one had ever learned how to undress, very few people would be in love.
9. To thine own self be true is a good motto to live your life by. Unless you're a serial killer.
1. Women never lie. They just don't tell the complete truth.
2. War is a horrible thing; injustice still exists in many parts of the world even to this day; the rich have more advantages than the poor. In other news, the sky is blue.
3. Everyone wants to be a real redhead these days, but few want to deal with real fits of temper and outspokeness. Sorry, Rhys.
4. Annabelle Takes To Heroin, Jennifer's Make Out Sessions, and Suzy Sobers Up are not actual childrens' books. Yet.
5. In reference to my profile pic...yes, those are my real eyebrows.
6. Most teases don't put out.
7. Most teases don't put out.
8. Reading is overrated. If no one had ever learned how to undress, very few people would be in love.
9. To thine own self be true is a good motto to live your life by. Unless you're a serial killer.
They remind us how advanced we are as a species.
... and how useless.
[Edited on Jul 31, 2005 9:58AM]