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Saturday Dec 13, 2003

Dec 13, 2003
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Dear Andre 3000,
The Love Below totally rules and all, but seriously, a track listening would be handy. K, Thx.
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In other news, Betty Bruiser's back on the road, all clean and street legal like. That truck gets weirder and weirder every time I get it fixed. This time, the mechanics discovered that it is not, in fact a Ford Ranger, but some kind of specialized Bronco/Ranger hybrid with a Ranger exterior and Bronco innards. WTF? I have rechristened her Frankenbetty. ARRR!!!
The last time i had any consderable work done, they discovered that my car has a remote starter (though i do not have the remote). I asked the colonel what he thought about it, and he said something creepy as usual. Oh well. Any of you have questions for the Colonel?
demolitionkitten:
haha. wtf was that you weirdo.
Dec 13, 2003
all0nblack:
Dear Colonel,

More often than not, I find myself eating sandwiches with a fried egg on them. I don't particularly like straight up fried egg sandwiches. Keeping carbohydrates in mind, can you offer me a new sandwich solution?

Your pal,

Jay
Dec 14, 2003

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