Thursday Sep 08, 2005

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In regards to the sui-spam I found in my email:
I swear to god, I'll buy it one of these days Missy. I'm po'h, paying $100 a week for gas on a less than 300 a week paycheck.... And the new Rolling Stones cd kicks ass, so I had to have it, which totally means I probably will be living on Ramen...
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Sunday Aug 14, 2005

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I've moved into my new apartment. Its pretty nice. My room is about 15'x15' with an 8' high ceiling, a small closet and an adjoining porch. I'm really happy with it, especially because its truly dark in here at night, and stays that way until past sunrise, so I sleep much better than I used to.
My cat is freaking out. He...
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bettiebangup:

Happy Birthday!!!

all0nblack:

Happy birthday to you and me right?

My new room is fucking bright and noisy as hell. Drives me bonkers, but it gets me out of bed earlier which is good.

Monday Aug 08, 2005

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So yeah, my mom held a black mass in the backyard last night. Seriously. Its really distressing.
That is all.
surreal

Sunday Jul 17, 2005

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Laurel Aitken (1927-2005)
Rest in peace, boss. frown

Tuesday Jun 28, 2005

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People just don't make any sense sometimes.

This afternoon, as I was putting away cds in the international section, I spied a metal object lying on the top shelf of the r-various artists rack. Curious, I picked the object up and gave it a once-over.

Y'arr, thought I in a salty dog inrernal monologue, What devilry be this?

It appeared to have been...
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all0nblack:

I get in fights with homeless people almost daily at my work.

I hate being a cock about what goes on in our store, but, they bring their crazy in our store and seeing how all the mangers are hippies, I'm the only one that will get rid of their crazy.

I take my size as a total luxury because I can get away with a lot more than most folks. Especially women. But, if you are in a retail store and have no shopping agenda, I can't get with that.

Mainly, it's the junkies that shoot up in our bathrooms. Fuck those guys.. Kids go in there ya know?

all0nblack:

Oooh ooh he's been shanked. Oooh ooh shank shank shake.

Friday May 27, 2005

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Its been an odd week. Comapred to the toil of the last month, things were downright easy at work the last few days. I was sent home early on Tuesday and Wednesday due to suspiciously small shipments and our new, able bodied and competant staff. I could have gone home at 4pm today, but I opted to stick around for the remaining 5 hours to...
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all0nblack:

Ya know what makes me happy?

When people refer to him as Frankenstein's monster. Seriously!

I really hope the bottom feeders get the steel toe to the head they deserve. Nothing infuriates me more than a lack of justice regarding good people.

Sunday May 01, 2005

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Holy shit, its May already.
So what's new in bruiserboy land? As usual nothing terribly exciting. I'm due a raise soon at work. That will be nice. Found out that I'm allowed 7 days of vacation a year, a percentage of which will be paid depending on how many hours I work, which I'll have to take before Black Friday in...
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bettiebangup:

I've kept seeing previews for that flick, all I can say is the books are always better.
But a new Turbonegro album!! eeek HOT DOG, I'm stoked!
Yeah, this joint has changed. New broads everyday and some of the sets are kind of lame, they've lost the art of woo'ing and tease. But, shhh I just shot a set of myself, sending it off this week. wink

all0nblack:

I haven't seen Miss J since this last winter. To be honest, I'm surprised she's still around. Same with Luxe.

Hitchhiker's hit the theatres with what seemed to me, to be very little promotion. The only time I saw a trailer was one I downloaded. But, I barely watch tv outside of Curb your Enthusiasm and Deadwood anymore. Both on HBO.

I remember first being here and how much more intimate it felt. I remember having the biggest crush on Mia... Still do. smile I remember Claudia actually talking to people and she still lived in Portland too. Then, she went to Seattle, now down in LA and she's been there for what... 4 years now? Jesus has it been that long?

I consider myself lucky for having been on here in it's inception. I really do. It was a cool community. Now it seems kind of watered down. I think any girl with a tattoo and rock star dreams in her eyes can get on SG.com.

I fucking wish you were closer... I'd beat your door down for a copy of Party Animals.

Thursday Apr 14, 2005

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Long time, no update. Sorry about that folks. Matt Bruiserboy is not neraly the avid intraweb-doohickey... guy.. thing when he is working 9+ hours a day and communting another 2. I usually get home from work between nine and ten, and my brain is fried.
I have many stories I wish I could share, but the vast majority involve insane customers and should not be...
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denimjesus:

all0nblack:

I clicked that. Made me want to sell my body to the night.

Thursday Mar 31, 2005

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Aparently Mitch Hedberg died. This makes me very sad. That goofy bastard never failed to crack me up. frown The crooked rhythm with which he spoke alone was enough to have me howling. His observations weren't even always that funny, but no matter what, the delivery always nailed it.
No word yet on how he died.
all0nblack:

Oh I know. This morning I heard about it and cried my ass off. He's my favorite comedian of all time.

His mother said he has a heart condition he's had since he was a child. But, we all know he was busted in 03 for heroin. I don't know. It's just fucking sad.

all0nblack:

Sometimes I am driving to work listening to Deadbolt, and I wonder if I remembered to feed my dog. And i wonder if you are still around.

I think we're on about the same disappearing from SG cycle. I'm kinda over this place. I just like boobies too much.

Tuesday Mar 22, 2005

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A midget yelled at me while I was working today. shocked

Thursday Mar 17, 2005

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...No, there isn't a little bit of Irish in everyone on this day. If your ancestors didn't come to this country out of desperation or desire to strike back at the cunts who drove them from your ancestral homes, didn't build this country's infrastructure alongside the Africans and Chinese, only to be burned out of town and spat on, then take...
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all0nblack:

Fuck yes.

I'm 75% Irish, 25% Welsh, and a 3rd generation American. We still kind of have our roots, but not really. I'd meet the cunt that allowed the Welsh-man in my family, I'll probably kick him for getting rid of our O'Reily name... Now we're Williams's because of that bastard. Anyways..

This time of year just fucking makes me wretch, puke, squirm, and angry all in one swoop.

I feel like a dick though. I usually make myself a meal like my Grandma used to make with the taters and corned beef and cabbage and carrots and a nice pitch black chocolate stout. But, instead I had taco bell and got stoned. Wtf happened to me? I've sort of lost all sense of tradition.

all0nblack:

I was going to ask you...

I think you and I have about the same length of hair. I usually run the top of my head to about the lower lip and the sides fairly short. Do you ever chop it off in the summer and run a tight/efficient cut? Or do you tough out the heat and let it stand tall?

Sunday Mar 13, 2005

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Not much is new, other than my curremt overwelming desire to punch Jack Frost and Punxsutawney Phil in their respective throats. Two major storms this week + $2 a gallon for gas + gas guzzling rust bucket for transportation does not make me a happy camper.