i'm sick of the black vs. white worldwide smackfest now. to solve the issue, i'm painting everyone who comes in contact with me blue. they will then be given a one-word description denoting who they are a-la the smurfs.
my digital camera is broken. *insert distraught face here* be worry free, however, as my extreme vanity will not allow me to go much longer without a means to share my likeness with the world.
a very happy birthday to you sweets