browngirl

srsly guise i need you to cheer the fuck up. life is short but awesome if you let it be. that's easier said than done, however. fortunately, i know all your problems & i've solved them:

1) she/he doesn't love/like you back
- as of 2008 there where approximately 6,692,030,277 living in the world. depending on your proximity to a major city 1-10 million of...
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A terrible tragedy happened today so instead of the usual dumb shit i wanted to post some quick info for whoever cares to use it...

STATEMENT BY WYCLEF JEAN ON HAITI EARTHQUAKE

Haiti today faced a natural disaster of unprecedented proportion, an earthquake unlike anything the country has ever experienced.

The magnitude 7.0 earthquake - and several very strong aftershocks - struck only 10 miles...
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i'm moving to philly bishes! in one week!

naturally, all my nyc buddies wait until my last 2 weeks here to tell my aloof ass that they wished we hung out more. why didn't you geniuses call me when i was spending my weekends in bed with a graphic novel? too late now...


also coming up next year, i'm taking classes in...
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"i'm leaving on a jet plane. i don't know when i'll be back again."

but srsly...

i'm going to san fran by way of seattle for my birthday (may 3). then i'm going to let my membership expire. i'm all about jesus right now and really artistic & empowering porn is still porn. (and i don't mean that in a holier-than-thou way, i'm just at...
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i'm falling in love and i think it's unfair. just as soon as i can call myself happy and relatively well adjusted it always sneaks up.

when i was wallowing in all my alone & crying myself to sleep, where were you love? when i was outcast & downtrodden?

now that i've lifted myself from the mire & can be found dancing in the sun...
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thought of the day:

taken out of context, everything stinks.


example:
hot dog smell at barbecue = "yum!"
hot dog smell in girl friend's car = "wtf?? dude roll down a window!"



also, nothing can smell good in a bathroom. nothing.


.elliot

today there was no comedy. only snow. also i put up new photos. not that many.

tomorrow i'll be in philly. and the next day. there will be jazz & drumming & hip shakin' to soul. well into the evening.

and brunch obviously.

also i think my next blog will be relevant. remind me if i forget.



.elliot

tonight: comedy w/ old friends (you'd think i was a comedy fanatic. but no, i just have comedian friends--gotta support)

tomorrow: ihop (lol)

i'm kinda bored. i need to spend time with more people. i need to go out more when it's daylight out. i'm contemplating ways to add more variety into my schedule. ideas?


edit: screw ihop, tomorrow i'm going to philly. party! (be...
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