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srsly guise i need you to cheer the fuck up. life is short but awesome if you let it be. that's easier said than done, however. fortunately, i know all your problems & i've solved them:

1) she/he doesn't love/like you back
- as of 2008 there where approximately 6,692,030,277 living in the world. depending on your proximity to...
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_solipsist_:
You my dear..... are brilliant. biggrin
_solipsist_:
blush
thank you.....

just call it like I see it....
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A terrible tragedy happened today so instead of the usual dumb shit i wanted to post some quick info for whoever cares to use it...

STATEMENT BY WYCLEF JEAN ON HAITI EARTHQUAKE

Haiti today faced a natural disaster of unprecedented proportion, an earthquake unlike anything the country has ever experienced.

The magnitude 7.0 earthquake - and several very strong aftershocks - struck only 10 miles from...
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thefreddy:
kisskiss I love youkisskiss
darkmrfripperton:
Hug, thank you so much for saying that! You're too awesome! kisskisskisslovelovelove
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darkmrfripperton:
Hug, I'd love to know what ever you wish to share. You're beautiful and awesome!lovelove
thefreddy:
oh almost forgot

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***UPDATES MOTHER F@#KER!***


i'm moving to philly bishes! in one week!

naturally, all my nyc buddies wait until my last 2 weeks here to tell my aloof ass that they wished we hung out more. why didn't you geniuses call me when i was spending my weekends in bed with a graphic novel? too late now...


also coming up next year, i...
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darkmrfripperton:
I'd love one!

Damn are you sexy and beautiful!lovelove
innameonly:
Good lord, that sounds delicious.
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"i'm leaving on a jet plane. i don't know when i'll be back again."

but srsly...

i'm going to san fran by way of seattle for my birthday (may 3). then i'm going to let my membership expire. i'm all about jesus right now and really artistic & empowering porn is still porn. (and i don't mean that in...
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ardour:
I will miss your blogs!
browngirl:
aim = ebr0wn (the "0" is a zero) if anybody cares to have it, btw.
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i'm falling in love and i think it's unfair. just as soon as i can call myself happy and relatively well adjusted it always sneaks up.

when i was wallowing in all my alone & crying myself to sleep, where were you love? when i was outcast & downtrodden?

now that i've lifted myself from the mire & can be found dancing in the sun...
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primrose:
Hey, could be a good thing. If you're in love when you're content and happy and not cry-y, you're more in a position to take charge of your relationship on your terms.
curioustomcat:
It can be truly problematic on the receiving end as well. While the smitten part is excused by the circumventing the mind, the object of adoration may be crushed between responsibility and temptation... wink
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primrose:
Dawww.
shanni:
it seems to me as if he really wants youto make grilled cheese lol.

ugh im so bored, im sitting here watching Pride n Prejudice, about to make cupcakes, which ive never done lol so i dont have high hopes. How are you?
-Shani
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thought of the day:

taken out of context, everything stinks.


example:
hot dog smell at barbecue = "yum!"
hot dog smell in girl friend's car = "wtf?? dude roll down a window!"



also, nothing can smell good in a bathroom. nothing.


.elliot
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primrose:
Smells out of context are especially peculiar. I mean, there are so many places you wouldn't want to find the new car smell.
lizaeth:
Hey you! Haven't heard from you or seen you around in a while. How ya doin?

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today there was no comedy. only snow. also i put up new photos. not that many.

tomorrow i'll be in philly. and the next day. there will be jazz & drumming & hip shakin' to soul. well into the evening.

and brunch obviously.

also i think my next blog will be relevant. remind me if i forget.



.elliot
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zarth:
I named me Zarth. My parents named something I'm happier forgetting.
zarth:
Guessing is not a fun game for me. I hated my birth name. It has abusive associations.
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tonight: comedy w/ old friends (you'd think i was a comedy fanatic. but no, i just have comedian friends--gotta support)

tomorrow: ihop (lol)

i'm kinda bored. i need to spend time with more people. i need to go out more when it's daylight out. i'm contemplating ways to add more variety into my schedule. ideas?


edit: screw ihop, tomorrow i'm...
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amillahhighlife:
I'm off on Sunday. Let's do sumthin sumthin during the day. P.S. I know your are not slutty or loose. Lets just have pure fun. Think I got the kinks outta my system.
ardour:
In Canada we don't even have ihop. You are taking it for granted!
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tuesday i laid in bed recuperating. i went out to see, of all stupid things, a knicks game. with the damned flu.

also i was called a tramp. which amused me because who uses such terms for hobo nowadays (who even says hobo). also because i seem to have harassed my grandmother for so long that she is running out of witty negative things to...
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zarth:
Awesome.

I use the word hobo.
ardour:
My mother uses old terms like that, except she's British which makes things more confusing. Also, she uses terms that were outdated before she was even born, which I've never understood. I remember after using the bathroom once, and then being asked if I had "pulled the chain". I was horrified. Firstly, because what the fuck does that mean, and secondly (when I realized what she meant) of course I did.[i/]

No, really, sometimes I feel like going to a sports game just for the food. I don't think it's the food so much as the actual act of going to a game and having a frank or whatever. So good. I love flirting with cliche.

As for school in the US, I can barely afford to go to school up here, much less the US. Which is
kind of a shame, as I do enjoy a number of US cities. I'm thinking there might be a good program in Toronto or something... I don't know. The idea and process involved in moving oneself to somewhere totally new is a little mind boggling. I've moved places before, but I've always either had help moving there, or knew someone where I was going. Usually both.

My main interest in clothing construction is making things for myself. At least I think. I never have actually made anything for myself, so I don't really know yet.

Anyway, it was nice to get a comment on my journal entry. Take care!

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after spending most of monday with the flu, we got last minute tickets to the knicks game. great seats. not so great franks. shouting & fist waving ensued (and i'm sure it was a direct cause of their win).

it was dope sauce.


DOPE SAUCE \ˈdōp ˈsȯs\ noun:
1. a sauce made entirely of dope (dope being a slang term for excellent)


yes, i used caps.

.elliot
amillahhighlife:
Funny! I saw Teena Marie last night!!! Get over that flu, We gots hanging out to do.
ardour:
I can't think of any reason to go to a sporting event if not for the franks.