Consider the fugu:
The only way of safely eating this phenomenally poisonous fish is to prepare it by removing every single spine, the innards and (most importantly), the liver.
This has to be removed intact otherwise the poison inside will leak into the fish.
The thing is... how do we know this?
Was there some Japanese sushi-chef 300 years ago who thought "Well, there has to be SOME way to eat the bastard!"
And the dinner invitations... "Oh SHIT!! Toshiro has invited us to their 25th anniversary! WHAT DO WE DOOOOO??"
"Is he cooking?"
"He's Lord Mufunes fucking SUSHI CHEF!! Of COURSE he's cooking you TIT!!!"
"No fucking WAY!! They're still dredging the river after his daughters 18th."
What I'm trying to get here is... after the first 5 people have dropped dead from the deadly neurotoxins in their pack-lunch... why the hell would people carry on trying?
"Okay... that's the spleen and the left ventricle taken out. Try 'em on that one... No? MutherFUCKER!!.... Okay let's try the gall bladder and the kidneys, see what happens then. HEY!! WHO the FUCK did I hear just ask for KETCHUP?"
The only way of safely eating this phenomenally poisonous fish is to prepare it by removing every single spine, the innards and (most importantly), the liver.
This has to be removed intact otherwise the poison inside will leak into the fish.
The thing is... how do we know this?
Was there some Japanese sushi-chef 300 years ago who thought "Well, there has to be SOME way to eat the bastard!"
And the dinner invitations... "Oh SHIT!! Toshiro has invited us to their 25th anniversary! WHAT DO WE DOOOOO??"
"Is he cooking?"
"He's Lord Mufunes fucking SUSHI CHEF!! Of COURSE he's cooking you TIT!!!"
"No fucking WAY!! They're still dredging the river after his daughters 18th."
What I'm trying to get here is... after the first 5 people have dropped dead from the deadly neurotoxins in their pack-lunch... why the hell would people carry on trying?
"Okay... that's the spleen and the left ventricle taken out. Try 'em on that one... No? MutherFUCKER!!.... Okay let's try the gall bladder and the kidneys, see what happens then. HEY!! WHO the FUCK did I hear just ask for KETCHUP?"
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Cheeky 
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Now that's very little incentive to behave is it :p