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Schue: Well thank you Rachel. That's certainly a... um... direction... that we could consider. Now Quinn. Time for your rendition of Marilyn Mansons 'High on a Hill Lived a Lonely Goatherd'.

Walking to work this morning and I pass a front door,unremarkable in so many ways.... except that,pinned to it,there was a little 2" high wooden robin,with a little plaque beneath saying 'Lapland', and a tiny little gold gift.
IT'S 8TH OCT YOU XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX!!
TONIGHT I.WILL CAMP OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU GET HOME AND SNEAK IN AND RIP OFF...
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So... I'm at Victoria station late last night, have the munchies. Head for Burger King.

Now I have a habit of whistling old musical numbers when my mind is wandering, and Kismet is a favourite. So it's Stranger in Paradise. As I get to the queue this drunk arabian looking guy in an expensive suit steps in front of me. I carry on whistling. He...
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Growing your own herbs. Pros: A never ending supply of basil. Cons: Visitors walk into your flat and say '*sniff* I didn't know you had a cat!'

Note to self: purchasing a cheap plug-in phone that doesn't need a mains powered base-unit for emergencies such as power-cuts so I can phone the electricity board would probably be a good idea.

I swear, one octogenarian former Nazi religiously fanatical cult leader turns up on the doorstep and the whole bloody country goes loopy.

To:
the lady at the cosmetics counter in the Chemists over the road.

1) Orange is NOT a natural skin-tone.
2) PROMOTING Boots No.7 cosmetics does not mean you have to wear it all at the same time.
3) No seriously, orange is REALLY not a natural skin-tone... unless you're an oompa loompa or presenting daytime TV.

CAFFEINE CRISIS...
R
Once again I have mistaken 'too much coffee' for 'not being tired'.
The net result; I stay up til one AM last night playing Assassins Creed 2 ,then crash,awakening at six this morning,feeling exhausted... so I have another coffee and wonder why it is I feel twitchy,irritable and jumpy.