Walking to work this morning and I pass a front door,unremarkable in so many ways.... except that,pinned to it,there was a little 2" high wooden robin,with a little plaque beneath saying 'Lapland', and a tiny little gold gift.
IT'S 8TH OCT YOU XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX!!
TONIGHT I.WILL CAMP OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU GET HOME AND SNEAK IN AND RIP OFF YOUR XXXXX XXXXX AND VIOLATE YOUR STILL.STEAMING GUSHING NECK STUMP WITH A XXXXXXX CORNCOB XXXXX XXX YOU XXXX!
IT'S 8TH OCT YOU XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX!!
TONIGHT I.WILL CAMP OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE UNTIL YOU GET HOME AND SNEAK IN AND RIP OFF YOUR XXXXX XXXXX AND VIOLATE YOUR STILL.STEAMING GUSHING NECK STUMP WITH A XXXXXXX CORNCOB XXXXX XXX YOU XXXX!
After Halloween, After my birthday then I will start to think about Christmas!! and NOT before 1st December!!