**To be read in William Shatner's Voice**
Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not been this blatantly sexual and vulgar since...uh...never! Maybe it's the penicillin.
Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not been this blatantly sexual and vulgar since...uh...never! Maybe it's the penicillin.
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I WOULD NEVER BE WITH A BUTCH!!!!
Bah ha ha.
Oh I'm so excited... I'll have to go shopping for a wedding dress now...
Heh, we should go crusing for chicks sometime! You lead the way and I'll get the bi stragglers...