Well, that sounds like it would have been a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Just hang on, honey ... the only thing certain in life is change. You don't like the scenery? Just wait, it will change.
I've had a couple shitty birthdays, but I don't remember them too much any more.
I've had a couple shitty birthdays, but I don't remember them too much any more.
Happy birthday, baby!
Fuck it. This time next week you won't be giving two shits about it.