bettie1950

Let me see all my old friends
Let me put my arms around them
Because I truly do love them

Now does that sound mad?

This message is for the Kitchen Academy student who asked me if I belonged to this website. Well, I'm sorry I had to lie to you, but Kitchen Academy forbid me from having any outside interaction with students, and discouraged me from having outside contact with anyone. That place is a total shit hole - everyone there is forced to lie to you. Don't believe...
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Ahhh, so today is my birthday. I think I am going to go outside and smoke a little "nugget of happiness".

Thank you to all you lovely people who have been so kind as to wish me a happy birthday.

Take my hand
Youll never find
Another quite like mine
If you look
Youll see that Im
A lonely one

I lost my soul
Deep inside
And its so
Black
And cold deep inside

Sistine smile
Youll never know
The trap its set

And if you did
Youll never look
Into
Its eyes

The sun dont shine
The wind wont blow
When you go hide...
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Heifer whines could be human cries
Closer comes the screaming knife
This beautiful creature must die
This beautiful creature must die
A death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDER

And the flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
It's death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDER

And the calf that you carve with...
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Okay, I got tagged. 20 interesting things about myself...
(Man, 20 seems like a lot!)

1) I'm a vegetarian and have been for about 10 years
2) I've seen Morrissey in concert over 30 times
3) I'm obsessed with pirates
4) I love to waterski and wish I could do it professionally
5) My dream job is to be a Dominatrix

6) If I could...
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Hello everyone,

So I have been MIA for awhile now. Mostly I've just been lazy, it's not like I have anything new and exciting going on in my life. I only wish I did.

Just a little note to let you all know I am still alive and well.

This weekend marks my one year anniversary. God I can't believe I'm really married, and have been for a year now. I NEVER EVER thought this would happen. Ah, how one's life does change... We're going to San Diego. I'll let you all know how it goes. Hopefully I will...
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My dear friend MANDY inspired this trivia.

My hair is naturally mouse brown. Very boring

I have been a vegetarian for 10 years.

Even though it's all I've ever done, I hate working in an office. I went to bartending school and wanted to open my own nightclub, but my dreams died with discouragement.

I never want to have children.

I wish I had packed...
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The internet is down at my house, so I haven't been able to check my email or chat for like two weeks. So if you've been trying to get in contact with me don't think I'm ignoring you. The phone company is supposed to be calling me today to resolve the issue. I hate SBC. But I hate everything today. I am in an extremely...
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For all of you who are in a bad mood, here's a really bad joke to help cheer you up.

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the artist he wants to get a $100 bill tattooed on his dick.
"Why do you want a $100 bill on your dick?" The artist asks him.
"Well, three reasons." The guys says. "Reason #1, I...
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