Here's My News Today:
1. I am in love with Macaulay Culkin this week. I think he is brilliant. See Party Monster.
2. Despite seeing a wicked De La Soul show last night, I am plagued with Stacey Qs Two of Hearts in my head. And accompanying visuals of Mack dancing around, red lips pouting, bitten fingernails waving with gaylicious aplomb.
3. I have the itch to get out of town this weekend, but should I go to Raleigh, Atlanta, or Jacksonville? Hmmm...
two of hearts! two hearts that beat as one! i need you, i need you!
thats about it. now back to my regularly scheduled masturbation program.
1. I am in love with Macaulay Culkin this week. I think he is brilliant. See Party Monster.
2. Despite seeing a wicked De La Soul show last night, I am plagued with Stacey Qs Two of Hearts in my head. And accompanying visuals of Mack dancing around, red lips pouting, bitten fingernails waving with gaylicious aplomb.
3. I have the itch to get out of town this weekend, but should I go to Raleigh, Atlanta, or Jacksonville? Hmmm...
two of hearts! two hearts that beat as one! i need you, i need you!
thats about it. now back to my regularly scheduled masturbation program.

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dude! i was sooo just asking my friend if it's weird to have a crush on macaulay culkin! jinx!