1. i am only doing this because i like to make lists.
2. my neck hurts.
3. i wonder constantly which side of my personality will win: the happy one, or the angry one?
4. the last text i sent said "boners rule!" i swear, lord.
5. in my middle school diary, when i wrote a bunch of secrets and facts to myself, one of them was "i secretly think i'm pretty."
6. i have never had sex with a woman. and it hurts to think about it sometimes.
7. i am now free from a job of 7 years. i have no idea what to do with the freedom. i will probably go get another job just like this one (minus the cushy, cushy benefits). how sad.
8. i am not even half way done, and already, i am going back and making sure my punctuation is consistent (ps- it wasn't! gasp!)
9. i am left handed. i have webbed toes. my teeth are seperated by noticeable spaces.
10. if i tell you i have been stealing wine, would you rat on me?
11. i still hula hoop. regularly.
12. jobs i have wanted but never attained: library wench. cosmetics whore. strip club cocktailer (oke, i never tried that one).
13. apparently, i really like putting information in parenthesis.
14. i have a tiny bit of talent coupled with a lack of discipline and a sore spot for "reality." shame on me.
15. i really, really like my boyfriend, but i still like other boys, too. but with out the same intensity.
16. this reminds me of PostSecret. have you been there?
17. my feet are always cold. on an entirely unrelated note, i have a growing fetish for cute socks.
18. when i was 4, i was totally anal over my crayon collection. in other ways, too, i exhibited a very virgoan brattiness early on.
19. last december, anytime i ordered matches for the company, i found one match book in our box for K-BOBs STEAKHOUSE * SINCE 1966 * RUIDOSO, NEW MEXICO. if anyone has any information on this place, offer it up. i still am dying to know what it all means!
20. todays summation of my life, courtesy of robert hass:
Because I have pruned it badly in successive years, the climbing rose has sent out, among the pale pink floribunda, a few wild white roses from the rootstalk.
dig it.
2. my neck hurts.
3. i wonder constantly which side of my personality will win: the happy one, or the angry one?
4. the last text i sent said "boners rule!" i swear, lord.
5. in my middle school diary, when i wrote a bunch of secrets and facts to myself, one of them was "i secretly think i'm pretty."
6. i have never had sex with a woman. and it hurts to think about it sometimes.
7. i am now free from a job of 7 years. i have no idea what to do with the freedom. i will probably go get another job just like this one (minus the cushy, cushy benefits). how sad.
8. i am not even half way done, and already, i am going back and making sure my punctuation is consistent (ps- it wasn't! gasp!)
9. i am left handed. i have webbed toes. my teeth are seperated by noticeable spaces.
10. if i tell you i have been stealing wine, would you rat on me?
11. i still hula hoop. regularly.
12. jobs i have wanted but never attained: library wench. cosmetics whore. strip club cocktailer (oke, i never tried that one).
13. apparently, i really like putting information in parenthesis.
14. i have a tiny bit of talent coupled with a lack of discipline and a sore spot for "reality." shame on me.
15. i really, really like my boyfriend, but i still like other boys, too. but with out the same intensity.
16. this reminds me of PostSecret. have you been there?
17. my feet are always cold. on an entirely unrelated note, i have a growing fetish for cute socks.
18. when i was 4, i was totally anal over my crayon collection. in other ways, too, i exhibited a very virgoan brattiness early on.
19. last december, anytime i ordered matches for the company, i found one match book in our box for K-BOBs STEAKHOUSE * SINCE 1966 * RUIDOSO, NEW MEXICO. if anyone has any information on this place, offer it up. i still am dying to know what it all means!
20. todays summation of my life, courtesy of robert hass:
Because I have pruned it badly in successive years, the climbing rose has sent out, among the pale pink floribunda, a few wild white roses from the rootstalk.
dig it.
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i did your vodka-espresso on ice thingy, the martini one is the same with martini? i'll try that within the next days!