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eroticgeek:
LMAO! You always make me smile even on the worst days. Thanks for sharing. *hugs* :-)
alexeiffel:
My penis just cried....... 
Don't you hate when you want to take a shower before bed and yet there are NO clean towels because the 2 towels you set aside for yourself have been used by your evil minions? So here it is 1:30am and I just want to shower and go to bed...
I am tired and cranky and I so desperately need the comfort of Mr. Showerhead...
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I am tired and cranky and I so desperately need the comfort of Mr. Showerhead...
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deuteranopia:
Me neither...
alexeiffel:
but it's really cool as far as penises go....
hmmm... Wednesday. Otherwise known as hump day. It's a shame then that I did NOT get humped on nor did I hump on anything or anyone on this day. I was informed though, on how to fuck someone in the neck... NECK, people not throat... Geez... I got THAT one down.
I am very much enjoying my time on SG. I like having a blog...
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I am very much enjoying my time on SG. I like having a blog...
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deuteranopia:
Nerp, sorry. It's "nights-ell."
deuteranopia:
It's German, dude.
It is Tuesday. I think...hold on... yup, it is Tuesday. I have exactly 4 weeks and 2 days until school resumes. To say I am excited would be the understatement of the year.
My youngest will actually start kindergarten this year so I will have an empty house! What am I going to do with everyone gone during the day, you ask? I think for...
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My youngest will actually start kindergarten this year so I will have an empty house! What am I going to do with everyone gone during the day, you ask? I think for...
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deuteranopia:
Too bad. The bobblehead is the key component to a good neck-fucking.
And no, I'm not colorblind. Originally, I wanted to be called "Utopia or Deuteranopia?" (yes, with the question mark), because that's the name of one of my favorite Aeon Flux episodes. But you can't use punctuation or spaces in your SG handles, so I just went with deuteranopia. Besides, I think women suffer a form of blindness when it comes to me; they don't see me.
And no, I'm not colorblind. Originally, I wanted to be called "Utopia or Deuteranopia?" (yes, with the question mark), because that's the name of one of my favorite Aeon Flux episodes. But you can't use punctuation or spaces in your SG handles, so I just went with deuteranopia. Besides, I think women suffer a form of blindness when it comes to me; they don't see me.
deuteranopia:
Mmm.. Arkansas, huh? My new production superintendent was stationed in Little Rock. I got married in the Ozarks (divorced now, unfortunately). Lovely state, at least where I've been. You're from Florida, though? My mother was stationed in Florida back in the 60s. Someplace near Coco Beach that's now closed down. Patrick AFB, I think.
I think it would be fun to have a dick... And what would I do if I had one? I would play with it. A LOT. And I would put it in things. Maybe if I was lucky I would put it in people too... Ahhh, if only I had a dick.
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giggles:
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eroticgeek:
If I had a dick, the I would never leave the house. This would be because of two reasons. First, I would have a permanent hard on. I would get hard over all the eye candy around. There is beautiful women everywhere you look and since I have a Suicide Girl subscription, well that hard on wouldn't go away. Secondly, I would either be masterbating like a crazy person or fucking everything that was willing to fuck me back. So that makes it clear as to why I would be a hermit in my own home. Thank god, that I am a well mannered, polite, respectful, young woman! HAHAHA
oh, the old adage is true... Thank Fucking God it's Friday... well, I might have added my own spin on it... you know to make it current and such. Fridays in our house are special because of tequila date night. To unwind after a long week, we put the kids to bed early (which totally sucks for them) and my husband and I play board...
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eroticgeek:
Ooooh Tequila. Can I come? I am taking my nieces to a skating birthday bash tonight with my best friend and her boyfriend. The girls are 4 and 5. They have never been skating before so it should be interesting. I might need the tequila after tonight. Hell, imagine my gimp ass on some skates..hahaha. It is going to be a trip for sure. On a brighter note, I get to see my man Kenny tomorrow. So it will be worth it. Maybe, we will get some Jager. He introduced me to it last week. It isn't so bad with some Red Bull. It is growing on me. I am a Rum girl myself. I love me some Bacardi.
batteredrose:
Yee gads... I took my twins to a skating party in the 3rd grade I think and it was the most exhausting party and the funniest... My son has NO gracefulness and it was HI-larious watching him wobble like a newborn giraffe! Tequila is lovely especially with some limes and salt... whoop whoop... I even bought a cute little nighty for the occasion and if my honey gets his way we will have pictures... Enjoy seeing your fellow tomorrow!
I am a music person... I LOVE music... All kinds from 60's Otis Redding to current punk with some rap and bluegrass thrown in. I love when you hear a song and it relates so well to what you are thinking and feeling that you kinda just stop and say... DAMN.
So this song here is dedicated to that special someone who won't leave well...
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So this song here is dedicated to that special someone who won't leave well...
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eroticgeek:
Lily Allen is great. She is beautiful too! So is Adele.
batteredrose:
absolutely.
So I am sitting here in my nightgown getting some last minute work done so I can mail out some orders today... Geez, yes I know it is 11am, that is the luxury of having a home based business.... Anyways back to my story. So, here I am working away in my gown and my 11 year old son's little "girlfriend" and her family show...
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eroticgeek:
Haha. Don't you love children! I think this calls for a revenge plot. *evil laugh* You might just be able to mention to them that their friends saw you in your nightgown. That maybe be punishment enough for them. It would have been for me at that age. Although you seem to be a younger mom, so you nightly attire may not be quite so frumpy. Therefore, it might not be quite an embarrassment to them. You might have to resort to plan B. This may involve following them on a date someday..LMAO! Wouldn't that just cramp their style. Or perhaps pull out embarrassing baby photos. Especially ones that include nudity. Kids hate that! Or at least I know I did. I hate the old school photos with really bad haircuts that you once thought were the shit or your clothes that you really felt were styling but later found out made you look like the laughing stock of the entire school and no one had the nerve to inform you of this, not even your so called friends. Oh the possibilities are endless of what you can do to make your kids feel not so cool after making you look like an idiot.
giggles:
kids will do that to you
I have lost 5lbs in the last 2 weeks! Yay Me! So in honor of my weight loss I am making lamb burgers tonight with a homemade tzatziki sauce... yum yum yum.
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eroticgeek:
Oooh I will have to try that. Can you get ground lamb at any grocery store? Or is that something you have to find at a particular type of store? I have purchased ground turkey and I do agree that it is quite bland and doesn't seem to have much of a taste. I do not prefer it, but it is a whole lot healthier than ground beef or the other beef options. They are way too fatty.
giggles:
mmm sounds good
I am addicted to Wendy's Asian Salad with Mandarin Oranges and Toasted Sesame Seed Dressing. I crave this salad so imagine my shock and dismay to pull up to the ordering kiosk in the drive thru today and discover THEY NO LONGER SERVE my salad. I was about to open a can of whoop ass... but I took a couple of deep cleansing breaths and...
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batteredrose:
hahaha... you won't be disappointed! So YUMMY
eroticgeek:
Dorks rule! Don't ever forget that. We will dominate the world someday. Oh and yes those salads do rock. Does that mean you can not even order a little cup of the mandarin oranges anymore either? Boo! I loved those. I am sad now. Damn you Wendy's! At least they still have the chicken nuggets. They rock my socks!
I loved those. I am sad now. Damn you Wendy's! At least they still have the chicken nuggets. They rock my socks!