hmmm... Wednesday. Otherwise known as hump day. It's a shame then that I did NOT get humped on nor did I hump on anything or anyone on this day. I was informed though, on how to fuck someone in the neck... NECK, people not throat... Geez... I got THAT one down.
I am very much enjoying my time on SG. I like having a blog where I can be my completely fucked smart assed self and not have to worry that I am offending someone, which let's face it... I usually am.
So to bring you up to speed on who I am...here are 5 things my new SG friends DON'T know about me.
1. I am one of the "verbal diarrhea" afflicted. I speak first and censor later which really sucks when you are thinking some very fucked up things. I am very sarcastic and I excel at one-liners and comebacks that leave people either laughing or crying at my cleverness. I also cuss like a sailor when I get nervous, drunk, happy or fuck it... I cuss like a sailor ALL the damn time.
2. I am NOT attracted to most men. When I am, I like my fellows to be intelligent, alabaster complected, dorky, geeky, tall, NOT muscley, great taste in music and books and have an amazingly wicked sense of humor.
3. I AM attracted to most women though. There are a few exceptions... I am not attracted to women with fake anything nor am I attracted to skinny girls with the bodies of 12 year old boys. I love curvy and confident girls, girls who have a sick sense of humor, girls who are smart and read and crafty girls.
4. When I first check someone out here on SG, I always read their profiles first before looking at pictures... If you received a friend request from me that means I found something in your profile that interested me and not because I thought you were hot... well, maybe just a little.
5. I enjoy signing on to SG and seeing that people have actually read what I have written and care. People who don't know me showing support and offering friendship. I equally enjoy the idea that I am NOT as fucked up and twisted as I used to think I was.
So, there you have it... me in a nut sack... shit. I meant nut shell.
Goodnight.
I am very much enjoying my time on SG. I like having a blog where I can be my completely fucked smart assed self and not have to worry that I am offending someone, which let's face it... I usually am.
So to bring you up to speed on who I am...here are 5 things my new SG friends DON'T know about me.
1. I am one of the "verbal diarrhea" afflicted. I speak first and censor later which really sucks when you are thinking some very fucked up things. I am very sarcastic and I excel at one-liners and comebacks that leave people either laughing or crying at my cleverness. I also cuss like a sailor when I get nervous, drunk, happy or fuck it... I cuss like a sailor ALL the damn time.
2. I am NOT attracted to most men. When I am, I like my fellows to be intelligent, alabaster complected, dorky, geeky, tall, NOT muscley, great taste in music and books and have an amazingly wicked sense of humor.
3. I AM attracted to most women though. There are a few exceptions... I am not attracted to women with fake anything nor am I attracted to skinny girls with the bodies of 12 year old boys. I love curvy and confident girls, girls who have a sick sense of humor, girls who are smart and read and crafty girls.
4. When I first check someone out here on SG, I always read their profiles first before looking at pictures... If you received a friend request from me that means I found something in your profile that interested me and not because I thought you were hot... well, maybe just a little.
5. I enjoy signing on to SG and seeing that people have actually read what I have written and care. People who don't know me showing support and offering friendship. I equally enjoy the idea that I am NOT as fucked up and twisted as I used to think I was.
So, there you have it... me in a nut sack... shit. I meant nut shell.
Goodnight.
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deuteranopia:
Nerp, sorry. It's "nights-ell."
deuteranopia:
It's German, dude.