It is Tuesday. I think...hold on... yup, it is Tuesday. I have exactly 4 weeks and 2 days until school resumes. To say I am excited would be the understatement of the year.
My youngest will actually start kindergarten this year so I will have an empty house! What am I going to do with everyone gone during the day, you ask? I think for the first week I will spend my days naked and waiting for my honey to come home for lunch... yep that sounds like a plan. Ahhh, to be able to have sex as loud and in another room besides the bedroom and master bath would be... well, I get all flushed just thinking about it.
I am also trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. I have a degree in graphic design, but I haven't worked really in 11 years (I have been a stay-at-home momma) and I live in a little town in Arkansas so my degree is about as useful as nipples on a man. So, here are some of my ideas for my future...
~ I could be a dominatrix, but again I live in a small town also add in the bible belt and it is a BIG fail.
~ I could be a welder... like Alex in Flashdance... but I found out you need to get certified first so I would have to PAY for more schooling.
~ I could be a drug dealer,but our PTO is already WAY over saturated with them.
~ I could be a hooker, but I am not very good at faking it...
So, you see my dilemma... What do you think?
My youngest will actually start kindergarten this year so I will have an empty house! What am I going to do with everyone gone during the day, you ask? I think for the first week I will spend my days naked and waiting for my honey to come home for lunch... yep that sounds like a plan. Ahhh, to be able to have sex as loud and in another room besides the bedroom and master bath would be... well, I get all flushed just thinking about it.
I am also trying to decide what I want to be when I grow up. I have a degree in graphic design, but I haven't worked really in 11 years (I have been a stay-at-home momma) and I live in a little town in Arkansas so my degree is about as useful as nipples on a man. So, here are some of my ideas for my future...
~ I could be a dominatrix, but again I live in a small town also add in the bible belt and it is a BIG fail.
~ I could be a welder... like Alex in Flashdance... but I found out you need to get certified first so I would have to PAY for more schooling.
~ I could be a drug dealer,but our PTO is already WAY over saturated with them.
~ I could be a hooker, but I am not very good at faking it...
So, you see my dilemma... What do you think?
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And no, I'm not colorblind. Originally, I wanted to be called "Utopia or Deuteranopia?" (yes, with the question mark), because that's the name of one of my favorite Aeon Flux episodes. But you can't use punctuation or spaces in your SG handles, so I just went with deuteranopia. Besides, I think women suffer a form of blindness when it comes to me; they don't see me.