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I dunno kiddos. My social ineptitude is catching up to me, hounding my every step, turning it's evil littel mind against me. I watch as others float gaily through life, tripping along the intricate webs of friendships, marital bonds and partnerships that seem to always be denied me. I can only grit my teeth in lime-colored envy as she moves from point to point barely...
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smuffy:
so you want a wife, eh!? 
So I did a prom last night. I love doing proms, they're so incredibly easy. Since most places are on lock-down, kids can't drink so basically I pick them up, take them to the prom wait for five hours, and then drop them off at home again. I didn't even have to clean the limo afterwards. It was kinda nice, haveing a nice easy job...
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flotsomandjetsom:
Well, it's been almost a week since you posted that, so I didn't know if you had made a dicision yet 
So we have new internet friends, subrosa, thefreak, reversehalo, and pandamonium, thus bringing the total number of internet friends to 15, which is appox. 14 more than my number of real-life friends. Scientists have studied the phenomenon and concluded that unlike my RL friends (ok friend), you luckless few are only subjected to a small fraction of my overwhelming personality, hence why you are able...
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xip:
This is the first time I've seen your face, and you look SO EERILY like my ex-boyfriend that I did a double-take and gagged a little bit... not because of your appearance, I mean *mouth-foot* because for a second I thought you WERE my ex-boyfriend and I freaked out thinking that he had somehow gotten himself an SG account and was using it to get close to me and somehow hurt me, because he was an incredibly manipulative and vengeful dick... Yeah I went thru a phase where assholes were hot to me.. I'm an idiot, but anyway, for a minute I was 
but NOW I REALIZE YOU'RE SOMEONE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT and am glad... anyway, nice pictures 
In response to you feeling unorganized and unaccomplished, I've found it always helps me to make a list of things I'd like to get done, I'm much more likely to get them done when I have them set out before me all nice and neat and comprehendably
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but NOW I REALIZE YOU'RE SOMEONE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT and am glad... anyway, nice pictures
In response to you feeling unorganized and unaccomplished, I've found it always helps me to make a list of things I'd like to get done, I'm much more likely to get them done when I have them set out before me all nice and neat and comprehendably
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xip:
Waiting for queue is waiting in line to get in line.
Yeah it's pretty gay.
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Yeah it's pretty gay.
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So my interview for MCPHS is in four hours. I would be lying if I said I wasn't freaking out. I haven't been in school in years, I'm nearly thirty, and I suck at math, and I mean I suck at math.
Also, writing sample? FUCK!. FUCK! If it was just an interview I know I could bullshit my way through but MAN. The only...
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Also, writing sample? FUCK!. FUCK! If it was just an interview I know I could bullshit my way through but MAN. The only...
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xip:
Well you are Irish. I imagine Irish cheerleaders, particularly "Bastard" cheerleaders, are pretty big uns.
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sid:
the burger king king horrifies me... i am going to have nightmares after seeing your profile now. thanks! 
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dollbabyamy:
she's very cute! 
"norks"...interesting!
"norks"...interesting!
unnecessaryz:
While writing about it is undeniably weak (I spent 30 minutes, and not five), it does cut down on costs incurred from all the furniture I would smash if I didn't.
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flotsomandjetsom:
I don't belong to SGNH, I just live near there and my favorite SG lives there, Edea
xip:
1, I didn't know Stay Away From My Pets was a subgenre of love... I thought that was more a subgenre of "homeless"... maybe "frat boy"...
2, And I've got my eyes on you
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2, And I've got my eyes on you
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minibeanie:
Can I have that orange....pleeezzzee...Im sooooo hungry 
So, the whole non-updating thing.. I dunno. I just havent had anythig to say..........
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xposingxpinupx:
when you dont have anything to say you should do an entire entry of photos of whatever.
xposingxpinupx:
hahahah! In my narrow mindedness I guess i never thought that the ole pull my finger gag is not universal ALTHOUGH it should be. HAHA.
My digi cam isnt that great. But its does it job. Its a Kodak easy share.
You should read my friend uncaringmachine's entries he almost always uses photos and his entries are hilarious. todays is especially funny to me for some reason.
My digi cam isnt that great. But its does it job. Its a Kodak easy share.
You should read my friend uncaringmachine's entries he almost always uses photos and his entries are hilarious. todays is especially funny to me for some reason.
I'm a lazy punk and I apologize for all the non-updates. I had a shitty weekend. Also the recruiting drive I had for the Clan of the Bastards isn't going so well. Oddly enough people don't actually respond well to me running up to their car in a busy intersection and screaming "Are you a bastard?!?!" in their faces. Pshh. Chumps.
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sadisticmika:
The Scary Burger King's return has made my life worth living.
dollbabyamy:
Your journal entries make me laugh.
I like your name