apologees

sebadoh-

part of the band = part of the show. it was just lou and jason, and so i only stayed for the first half of the show, because fuck them for playing so goddamned late. some people have to work. i left right as they were playing magnets coil. i heard it as i entered my car.

just shaved my beard. for no reason other than the fact that someone told me to. so i did. dry. i have sandpaper for skin and a billy goat's stomach. i am almost malleable.

not sure that i want to go out tonight. i'm thinking of staying in and drinking. no, wait. i'm already doing that. already drunk, actually. started drinking at 1. good stuff, that bear. beer, too.

i click on winamp. buddy holly is always on the list. so i listen. goddammit i bet i aint listened to nothin but buddy holly for 2 weeks...

i just stood up in my chair for to show someone that i actually had pants on...this was the conversation...

Jennifer: of course with no clothes
Jennifer: ah pants
Jennifer: heloooo
Jennifer: i didnt say
Jennifer: oh ok
Jennifer: nerd
Polar_Bear: holy shit i fell over
Jennifer: LOL
Jennifer: yer cam is slow
Polar_Bear: i knocked over this chair that had 23490283049809 million beers that had like 2 sips in them
Jennifer: oops
Polar_Bear: im so gonna have to buy new carpet for this place
Polar_Bear: did you see me fall over?
Jennifer: apt carpet always look like ass
Jennifer: yah
Polar_Bear: damimt
Polar_Bear: which part did you see?
Jennifer: i though you were doing
Jennifer: like
Jennifer: iduno
Jennifer: a monkey thing
Jennifer: thats much better
Polar_Bear: dude, i fell hard. i was like standing up, and had nothing to step on, because of all the bottles
Jennifer: lol
Polar_Bear: so i just jumped and fell hard flat on my side
Jennifer: i thought you were performing
Polar_Bear: did you see my feet in the air?
Jennifer: it ws slo mo
Polar_Bear: i was trying to find a place to stand
Polar_Bear: but nothing looked appealing (bottles everywhere)
Jennifer: yah dont strp on that
Polar_Bear: so i was like "fuck it, im gonna fall hard, i'll just jump for laundry"
Jennifer: thats why you clean dork
Polar_Bear: only conformists clean
Polar_Bear: stupid conformists
Jennifer: yah ok
Jennifer: but at least i dont have beer bottles on my...


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